October 31 - Hypocrite.

confiding in an npc rn

I wanna know something that lives in your head rent paid

dog parks? yaa sounds like fake news

because why

when u sneeze someone’s talking about u but if u fart they are thinking about you. if you pee someone is looking at you

I’m a type of guy who will post again if you like my post

the fact I existed more than 5 years ago makes me feel old

what did you c bro

solving for y because I don’t get it

usb c like okay what was it

justin was onto something profound. For it to be clocking to you, you would have to never have clocked out. he clocked in a long time ago because this shit has no days off. but you, you have days off, you clock out. it’s not everyday for you. It literally can’t clock to you

I have a really bad feeling if I was friends with a minion we would have a really big falling out and man that would really crush me

i need you to literally leave me to my devices

Uber driver sneezed and I didn’t bless him and now I feel like a murderer

The war of 18 12 year olds