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Fash

@verycozy

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Joined August 2013
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If you aren't a beautiful labrador retriever unfollow me this instant
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yeah I'm total weed head so smoking this joint with U guys isn't a big deal [has 1 hit & then googles "will I be like this forever?" on my phone]
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FACEBOOK: Please attend the potluck this Friday to raise money for my mums eye surgery TWITTER: the official account of wendy's hamburgers is calling me a pussy
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Imagine being in the price is right audience and screaming as loud as you can when they unveil a set of bluetooth speakers
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A simple way to help you remember how to spell "honey"
Image from Brendan O'Hare (@brendohare)
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Pro athletes should be allowed to go into the stands and fight fans
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Instagram is for people that are good looking and twitter is for people that are funny so I am pleased to announce that I will be deleting both accounts
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People in UFO sighting videos always like "omg what is that" like bitch its a UFO, says it right there in the video description
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Russ: Im in LA in a bentley Me, in a corolla filled with garbage: I relate to this guy
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Make sure to eat properly and exercise so you can be depressed for 80 years instead of 50
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PHIL COLLINS: Here tonight is the man who inspired my next song, "Fat Shithead Clogged My Toilet." [spotlight tracks me as I head for Exit]
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just as a beautiful woman leans in to kiss me at midnight on NYE i disappear out of thin air. camera cuts to me meditating luke skywalker style, floating an inch above my computer chair, where i’ve actually been gaming all night
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The Chainsmokers make music for people who say “adulting is hard” and then their parents buy them a house
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TAKEN 3: framed for murder TAKEN 4: horse rescue TAKEN 5: Antarctica edition TAKEN 6: Beehive removal TAKEN 7: Vin diesel is in this one
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[stuart little stops next to me at the light in his fuckin sweet ass little red car] my gf, immediately: i think we should see other people
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good pussy sound like a 2008 Ford F-150 4x4 Extended Cab tearing up a back country road n leaving this dusty old town behind ..
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hey Im here for an oil change and thats all Mr lube guy: *pulling off a whole tire* says here we need to replace your car man
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Welcome to the abratory! Haha thats what I call my home gym. Where I work my core. wife left me in 2007 but the little things help me get by
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