@veryalt

it's me eva from twitter they suspended my old account bc it was too funny and clever. yelling on @youcantdohockey

 chicago
Joined August 2019
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i was gonna complain about something else but never mind i just saw a dog in a sidecar!!!!
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rest in peace my big green glasses (sat on em)
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Any time someone tries to justify working for an AI company or a defense contractor I think of this Vonnegut quote
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my best friend got married!!!
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my best friend is getting married tomorrow!!! i’m full of love and also my speech is over 🤝
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architecture tour boat is positively BUMPING “fourth of july” by sufjan stevens
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why would my dentist call me when i’m busy painting miffy on a butter dish at the pottery paintery
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i’m trying to practice standing correctly and also i think helicopters are bullshit. unrelated to each other just two things i’m sharing
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ate a moldy muffin, time to die
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my boss also doesn’t know where i am or what’s wrong with me so what
Fullcourtpass
@FullcourtpassOct 12
The Warriors don’t know where Kristaps Porzingis is, what health issue he’s currently dealing with, or when he’ll return to the court, per @DannyEmerman (h/t @TheNBABase)
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biz was the king of this
Deterio 🦍🇵🇸🔻@NxtDeterioOct 6
you ever look at ur pet and just bust out laughing at how fucking ridiculous the thing looks
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genuinely at a loss for words for how evil this country is.
The Associated Press
@APOct 8
BREAKING: The Pentagon says it will livestream the firing squad execution of Fort Hood shooter Nidal Malik Hasan. apnews.com/article/fort-hood…

Pentagon says the firing squad execution of Fort Hood shooter Nidal Malik Hasan will be livestreamed

The Pentagon says the firing squad execution of Fort Hood shooter Nidal Malik Hasan will be livestreamed after Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth said the execution would be “public.”

apnews.com
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A seemingly modern moment of abstraction in a medieval manuscript, representing silence as a yellow rectangle: publicdomainreview.org/colle… “And when he opened the 7th seal, there followed a silence in heaven about the space of half an hour” (Silos Apocalypse, BL Add MS 11695)
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Today, Wadee Alfayoumi would’ve celebrated his 9th birthday. But anti-Palestinian hate took the life of this beloved child. In his honor, let’s realize a future of true safety and opportunities for all our children. Happy heavenly birthday, Wadee.
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and i stand by it
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this is happening tomorrow because you were bad
Arc. Áyòmídé George
@vangeorghOct 3
I saw this video about what would happen if the earth stopped spinning.
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thought about this when i asked a french man at work today how to say astronaut in french and he just said euhhhh… c’est la meme chose…
sara hinkley@boneysoupsOct 2
french is like, generously, toddler-to-kindergartener level and i was talking to a repair technician about another repair technician that came the previous day for the fridge. didn't know the word for technician. best i could do in the moment was Monsieur Frigo
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tavern style pizza truly sucks ass along multiple axes. chicago’s biggest collective delusion
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what if we put everything on a shitty crust and then cut it stupidly. get outta my face with that
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got a little “above my station” (ordered a real dinner instead of gratefully accepting another uncrustable) and was swatted down at once by the universe (received the wrong order and it contained wack shit)
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