So this is making the rounds on Instagram… I’m tempted to reply “my hole is loose” to any hot guy who selects 'tight spaces' as a fear.
I’m of a generation where if I were stranded on a desert island but there was a tv and a dvd player but I could only have 5 dvds, one of them would be my favourite porno.
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Are there any sexperts who can talk to me about gooning for an article? Thank you!
Also looking for people who are into gooning and want to chat with me!
So I started rewatching Scandal a few weeks ago, so everything that’s happening now just feels very suspicious…
This may be the alt account which is primarily sex-focused, but once upon a time I believed in love too. ✌️
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Finally booked! Without costing me the equivalent of my rent.
Any FFriends about? Also if anyone wants to be my guide and take me to the clubs bars etc. particularly on Friday 14th.
Want to see some Manchester drag!
I wore my short-shorts* today in the hopes that my work crush would notice my legs and he didn’t even look up.
*𝘨𝘢𝘺 𝘳𝘦𝘨𝘶𝘭𝘢𝘳
Finally booked! Without costing me the equivalent of my rent.
Any FFriends about? Also if anyone wants to be my guide and take me to the clubs bars etc. particularly on Friday 14th.
Want to see some Manchester drag!




















