abantebabae2022

Denver, CO
Joined April 2009
Dilapitated Sourpuss retweeted
هالشخص اكتشف بالصدفة مجتمع صغير في ريديت مهووسين بإيجاد منتجات عالية جداً في الجودة بحيث تشتريها مرة وحدة بحياتك .. اشترى فنيلة من براند برازيلي نصحوه فيه وانذهل من جودته 🙆🏻‍♂️
recentemente descobri um nicho da internet que me chamou a atenção, é o "buy-it-for-life" os caras pesquisam marcas e produtos de qualidade e recomendam. Nem sempre são produtos caros, a única regra é que tem que durar "for life"
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Watch how one groundhog reacts while its companion gets its claws trimmed.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ ❤️😂😂
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If you need a timeline cleanse I lost it at the Rabbit 🤷‍♀️
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Dilapitated Sourpuss retweeted
the balloons inside the box at the gender reveal
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nothing could have prepared me for the tree
I was gonna film Mickey, but there was this crazy tree so I had to zoom out
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I will never delete this from my phone.
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“Sorry I couldn’t go to work… a cat landed on my head, then a dog wearing shoes tried to defend me.” 😭😂
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Another banger, I’m afraid
Reporter: Why is the U.S. intervening to support the Japanese yen at this time? Trump: Japan’s been very good to us, with the exception, of course, of Pearl Harbor.
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I needed to move a sofa. I mentioned this to an American. He said, "You know anybody with a truck?" I did not know anybody with a truck. He looked at me with real concern. Not pity. Concern. The way you look at a man who has told you he does not have a name. "You gotta know somebody with a truck." I asked how one acquires such a person. He said, "You just do." This is the third time I have received that answer in this country. It is the answer to everything here. You just do. There is no process. There is only the eventual fact of having. He said, "Ask Kevin." I do not know a Kevin. He said Kevin like I should. He said it the way you say a shared uncle. I met Kevin four days later. Kevin owns a truck. Kevin does not own a truck for himself. Nobody owns a truck for themselves. Kevin owns a truck for a fifteen mile radius. Inside I said: THIS MAN HAS TAKEN A VOW. HE DID NOT ANNOUNCE IT. HE SIMPLY PURCHASED A BED AND ACCEPTED THE CONSEQUENCES. Kevin arrived on Saturday. He brought the truck. He also brought a second man. I had not asked for a second man. The second man's name is Tony. Tony came because Kevin came. Tony did not know me. Tony did not ask what we were moving. Tony brought gloves. They moved the sofa in eleven minutes. I offered them money. Both of them laughed at the same time, which felt rehearsed and was not. I asked what I owed them. Kevin said, "Buy the pizza." That is the price. That is the entire economy. The truck costs one pizza and the pizza is not negotiable and the pizza is also not expensive and everyone knows what size. Inside I said: THE FEE IS FIXED ACROSS THE ENTIRE NATION AND WAS SET BY NO ONE. We ate on the floor because the sofa was against the wall and none of us wanted to be the first to sit on it. Tony told me his daughter plays soccer. I asked if she is good. He said, "She's aggressive." I still think about that. Three weeks later, Kevin texted me. "You free Sunday? Helping Tony move a fridge." He did not ask if I wanted to. He informed me of a fridge. Inside I said: I HAVE BEEN CALLED UP. I DID NOT ENLIST. THE PAPERS WERE FILED ON MY BEHALF. I went. I moved the fridge. I have no truck. I contributed only arms. Afterward, a man I had never met asked me if I knew anybody with a truck. I said, "Yeah, I got a guy." I have a guy. I am somebody's guy now, too. Tony has told two people about me. He describes me as "the guy who's strong for his size." I have never been prouder of a sentence in my life.
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Dilapitated Sourpuss retweeted
Growing up hearing “Wikipedia isn't a valid source” and then entering a workplace where people say “just ask ChatGPT” is a surprisingly strange timeline
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Trump on Balogun: "I saw the play, and I'm a person that loves sports ... that wasn't a foul. That wasn't even an infraction ... this referee, who is a little bit suspect if you check his past. He made a call that nobody could believe ... he's our best player, or one of our best players. And he gave him a red card. I didn't know what that meant ... yes, I asked for a review by FIFA."
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Science
What do Americans do with all these big stadiums?
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FUCK YOU WITH THE HIGHEST HONORS
Knicks fans at MSG boo Donald Trump during National Anthem
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Colorado’s Republican primary for Governor continues to get national attention from comedy shows
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I’m sorry but, “MY MAYOR MUSLIM! MY BAGELS JEWISH! MY CHRISTIAN DIOR! KNICKS IN FOUR!” is so fucking iconic
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Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals. As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them. Go Knicks.
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I have this bookmarked on TikTok & it’s my favorite thing ever made
i could not predict a sketch like rasta-driver catapulting itself to my personal dismukes hall of fame sketches, haven’t felt this buzz since maybe the brilliant lawyer sketch or the jumanji sketch
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Dilapitated Sourpuss retweeted
That Jokic fade over Wemby is one of the best shots of the decade
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i’ve never laughed harder oh my god pls stop what you’re doing and press play haahaahahhahaha
Singer Craig David has gone viral after sharing a video of himself trying to rescue a flying fish in the Maldives. Click the link in bio for more 🔗
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For those of you who don’t know, VLC also allows you to watch 150–300 live sports channels plus over 1,800 free TV channels worldwide Here’s how (using safe and public links only): Install VLC (Free) Windows / Mac / Linux: videolan .org Android / iOS: Search VLC in your store Get a public playlist Sports-only: iptv-org.github.io/iptv/ Full TV (News, Movies, Kids, Music): github.com/Free-TV/IPTV Open VLC → Network Stream → Paste URL → Play Use Playlist view to switch channels Some streams take a few seconds, VPN may be needed for geo-blocked content Channels are public & community-maintained and availability can change. Enjoy free TV & sports safely cc: Rollandex
This is Jean-Baptiste Kempf, the creator of VLC media player. He turned down tens of millions of dollars to ensure VLC remains completely ad-free. Thank you, Jean!
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