
Haphazard game dev, network security undergrad, and moderately funny internet woman. Working on Garbage Girl Louise currently 🧡 @squaggies 💚
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A swing and a foul! A swing and a foul! A swing and a foul! A swing and a foul! A swing and a foul! Get this asshole off the plate already!
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Idk man maybe our veggies wouldn't have the evil ass diarrhea forever parasite in them if we didn't make the guy who never eats his veggies Am3rica's secretary of health.
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Twitter trying to game-ify the experience by giving me an instant 4k likes hoping it makes me stay
fuckin idiots. beg more, I like watching people beg
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Saw a dog peeing on a fire hydrant today, and I didn't- that's crazy- I didn't know they could do that
One of my gfs and I had an overnight cleaning job for a business recently, and they didn't get everything we asked for on the list (notably bleach and stainless steel cleaner) and not being able to just... grab it when we need it really fuckin sucked shit.
Kinda nonsensical that every time I open this fucking cesspit website, I somehow have 19 new follow notifications from very real people who wanna watch me post nothing
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Here for another pfp update and keep taking up precious server space on Musk's site and nothing more
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Elon not picking up on the phrase "war never changes" being about the human relationship with and desire for violence and the cycle created and continued only by acts of violence checks out.







