A whale.

Chicago, Illinois
Joined April 2008
I am joining bluesky, same name. I don't know what I'll do with this one, or that one either really.
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Hello Twitter. I have not been on here very much. I can't bring myself to delete my account for various reasons. I have not found another place to go. I just haven't been coming around as much. It has been a good time over the years.
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Treating this place as an anonymous limbo may have impacted my career and friendships in ways I may never know, and I probably should have been more careful and aware of that. I wasn't and I have not learned my lesson. I have nothing more to say about this.
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I'm saying this all like I'm done and leaving, but I'm not really leaving and also not really staying. Happy New Year to all.
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My cat can sort of do a trick now (high five).
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I give her dried shrimp and I say "high five" and hold up my hand and she touches my hand with her paw. She doesn't do it unless I have the treat nearby or in my hand. I think it still counts.
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Stores are all gonna arbitrarily raise their prices "because of tariffs" even if they don't even do the tariffs thing because who will know?
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We talk a lot about inside ghosts but what about outside ghosts. There must be a lot of them.
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What if I'm sitting next to a Lincoln Square ghost every time I eat my strawberry roulade cake?
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I normally do not like Guys Yelling a Bunch type comedy but I really like ITSYL and Detroiters.
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I say I'm leaving, but I feel like I need to go through my bookmarks and save the recommendations and links. So... maybe never leaving?
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It's been at least 2 years and I'm still "transferring my playlists and liked songs" from Spotify to Apple Music before I "leave Spotify."
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"People of the world, spice up your life" was the last real call to arms that worked. But at what cost?
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how's annie? retweeted
calenderheads, peep february 2026. you don’t see em laid out like this often anymore. something to look forward to
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Lately I have been feeling like I am supposed to be searching for something, but I don't know what it is.
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Maybe I just need to go on a nature walk or something.
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I love advent calendars even though I am not that big on Christmas, I just like the idea of having a little present every day in a cute box. It seems like every brand has an advent calendar this year. This is a nice one: a Short Story Advent Calendar. hingstonandolsen.com/store/t…
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I have gotten this one for myself a few years in the past and the stories are pretty well curated and they come in little booklets that you open each day.
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So many influencers are making content just opening them all? Like the point is it is a little surprise.
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