meredith🫧🐀 retweeted
"Howdo you do it, you crazy habdsome genius?,"
I gebtly kiss the fulLength mirror-
meredith🫧🐀 retweeted
everytime my partner is insecure about some physical aspect of herself, i start to analyze whatever they're upset about. then i just end up getting horny
meredith🫧🐀 retweeted
50+ year old man just asked me "what is ligma" and my mind saw the shot lineup like charlie kirks shooter
meredith🫧🐀 retweeted
Yeah bro she’s using you for your slightly above average penis and empty bank account bro
meredith🫧🐀 retweeted
i wouldn't call that "going puppy mode". you just smoked a bunch of weed and scrolled on your phone
did you know that you can be dating a girl and she won't follow you back on twitter. #fanclub





















