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25♡ likes birds & dead things 🪦🏳️‍⚧️he//they transmasc puppie

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Joined January 2015
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me and my new son
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i like you a super normal amount
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"Howdo you do it, you crazy habdsome genius?," I gebtly kiss the fulLength mirror-
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girlfriend said i look like chicken little
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he got that shit on though
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I MADE A LESBIAN BEER FLAG! THIS IS FOR LESBIANS WHO LOVE BEER 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺
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upset the mrs on accident
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he's alive!!!!!!!!
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they are friends
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everytime my partner is insecure about some physical aspect of herself, i start to analyze whatever they're upset about. then i just end up getting horny
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50+ year old man just asked me "what is ligma" and my mind saw the shot lineup like charlie kirks shooter
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grindr names be like “sub 24” like fuck bro im trying
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Yeah bro she’s using you for your slightly above average penis and empty bank account bro
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i wouldn't call that "going puppy mode". you just smoked a bunch of weed and scrolled on your phone
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my crush on u gets bigger everyday
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did you know that you can be dating a girl and she won't follow you back on twitter. #fanclub
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my girlfriend posts photos of MY cat on here and doesn't even follow me back btw
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