Most ppl think I'm just an idiot with Internet access. But I'm just here to sprinkle sunshine on your sad mundane existence
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Sir Veggie Kray retweeted
Hey @grok, is this true??
Some data centers now run on lab-grown human brain neurons derived from stem cells, wired directly to silicon chips via electrode arrays, and kept alive on life support. Fed sugar every few days. They play Doom. We don’t know if they’re conscious.
Sir Veggie Kray retweeted
🚨 BREAKING: Andy Burnham has finally recognised the public’s frustration that socks go missing in the laundry.
He’s introducing the Triple Sock Bill — making it compulsory for every sock to be sold in threes.
Our futures are secure. 🧦🧦🧦
Sir Veggie Kray retweeted
If you’re playing Fantasy Football and have 100m to spend you can’t choose all the best players.
If another person has no limit they can assemble a team of all the best players and win everything.
This sums up cheating Man City
Fed up of pundits still saying how great they are🤬
Sir Veggie Kray retweeted
From a Facebook Group, Yorkshire Humour.
⚠️ A Sheffield man has praised Andy Burnham's new Google Maps fuel price feature after managing to save a whopping £1.60 on a tank of petrol! 😲
33 year old Phillip Patel spotted a petrol station selling fuel 4p a litre cheaper than his local garage and immediately made the 3 mile journey to fill up his tank!
After completing the 6 mile round trip, the delighted motorist worked out that he'd spent 95p on petrol getting there and back, leaving him with a net saving of 65p! 🥂
To celebrate his newfound wealth, Phil treated himself to a Freddo bar. A luxury purchase he admits he probably wouldn't have made had it not been for the Fuel Map.
Sir Veggie Kray retweeted
🚨🚨TRIGGER WARNING 🚨🚨
In this video I do talk about suicide so please be warned .
Today is World Mental Health day & I wanted to try a little experiment with this video . Talking has helped me personally loads & im not ashamed to talk about how far I’ve taken things I chuck abit of comedy in to try make it more lighthearted but its still the same message .
What id love people to do is either in the comments or private message write down how bad it’s gotten for you weather that’s in the past or now put whatever down then come back later & tell us if you feel better for getting it out in the open . Trust me TALKING is as good as any medication when it comes to mental health . Have a great day & good luck 👊👌 #worldmentalhealthday2026 #mentalhealthmatters #itsokaynottobeokay #communitysupport #swfc
Sir Veggie Kray retweeted
Great day yesterday at Exeter City FC proud to be there to present their 4 defibs .Saving Lives Together please keep sharing and donating .We go again oneineverycorner.com/ check out and share our new page ☝️☝️🩷🩷
Sir Veggie Kray retweeted
On John Sheridan’s birthday, a reminder of one of the sauciest set pieces you’ll ever see...
Sir Veggie Kray retweeted
I am taking the last few orders for Christmas.
Commission drawings ✏️
I am booking in orders.
Get in touch if you would like to have your very own drawing done, or give the perfect gift this Christmas 🎄
📧 sophieedwardsart@hotmail.com
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Sir Veggie Kray retweeted
My latest painting of Liam & Noel Gallagher completed with 24k gold leaf. Please share 🙌🏻
