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TL;DR — This week’s Outlook outage also disrupted Teams and Copilot. It’s the latest reminder that one failure in shared infrastructure can take several products down together. Every incident below shows where the QA and release strategy fell short. Before any product operates at scale, teams should prove they can contain failures, keep essential functions running and recover while their usual tools are offline. Microsoft linked the outage to a technical problem during an upgrade. Courts and congressional offices reported disruptions. The same pattern has played out across communications, emergency services, aviation and transport. • Meta, 2021 — One maintenance command disconnected its global backbone, taking Facebook, Instagram and WhatsApp offline. A bug in the safeguard meant to block unsafe commands let it through. • Rogers, 2022 — A routing error overwhelmed the core shared by mobile and fixed-line networks. More than 12 million customers lost service, with disruptions to payments and 911. • FAA, 2023 — Files were deleted during work involving the primary and backup flight-notice databases. The same maintenance operation exposed both systems to failure, and US departures were halted nationwide. • Optus, 2023 — Core routers isolated themselves after a surge in routing information. Around 10 million customers were affected, and 2,145 people lost access to Triple Zero. A safeguard for individual routers had consequences across the network. • AT&T, 2024 — A network change caused a nationwide outage that prevented more than 25,000 calls to 911 centres. The rush of devices trying to reconnect slowed recovery. • CrowdStrike, 2024 — A faulty update passed validation and crashed an estimated 8.5 million Windows devices. Even devices that run locally can fail together when they receive the same update. • Cloudflare, 2025 — A faulty configuration file spread across its network and disrupted customer traffic. Automatically generated configuration needs the same release safeguards as application code. • Waymo, 2025 — A San Francisco blackout knocked out traffic lights and triggered a surge in remote-assistance requests. Responses were delayed, some robotaxis stopped in traffic, and Waymo temporarily suspended service. What QA should require before any product operates at scale • Test the loss of shared infrastructure. Take a dependency offline in a controlled exercise and verify which products, regions and essential functions keep working. • Roll out changes in small groups. Start with a limited set of users, devices or sites. Halt expansion automatically when health checks fail, and prove rollback works when the usual management system is offline. • Make backups and recovery tools independent. Test whether the same command, update or network outage can disable the primary system, its backup and the tools needed to restore service. • Keep essential functions available during a disconnect. That could mean access to already-synced work, a separate path for emergency calls, or a vehicle that can reach a safe stopping place on its own. • Test recovery at realistic scale. Simulate customers and devices reconnecting at once. Stagger reconnections and prioritise critical traffic so the surge doesn’t prolong the outage. • Make resilience a release criterion. Set a limit on how many users or regions one failure can affect, define which functions must stay available, and demonstrate how quickly service can be restored. Before scaling, show how far one failure can spread, what still works during the outage and how the team will restore service. #QualityAssurance #ReliabilityEngineering #OperationalResilience #OutagePrevention #ReleaseEngineering
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Outlook went down on Friday the 13th. The emails are now coming from inside the house. #FridayThe13th #OutlookDown #Microsoft #Outage @grok write the next line of this horror movie.
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🇦🇺 Tesla FSD HW3 Weekly Update – 9 Nov 2026 ⏳ FSD purchased: 2,059 days ago ⏳ US HW3 V14 Lite: 133 days ago Another week gone. Australian HW3 owners are still waiting for FSD (Supervised). #Tesla #FSD #HW3 #V14Lite 📈 Progress this week • US HW3 V14.3 Lite rollout continues. • New V14.3.13 released for HW4. • Australian HW3 cars received general software updates, NOT FSD Lite. • No new Australian HW3 release milestone confirmed. Progress overseas. Silence at home. 🇦🇺 Australian HW3 reality Tesla confirmed V14 Lite was in development for Australia/NZ back in August. But there's still: ❌ No verified local HW3 testing ❌ No confirmed completed localisation ❌ No customer activation ❌ No release date Development isn't delivery. 🔎 What to watch next week • New HW3 Lite builds or rollout signals • Tesla announcements on AU eligibility • Evidence of local testing • HW4 retrofit commitments • FSD transfer or refund changes • Australian Tesla court developments around 12 Nov #FSD14 #TeslaAustralia ⚖️ Still unresolved ❌ No free HW4 retrofit commitment ❌ No lifetime FSD transfer ❌ No HW3-specific refund programme ❌ No confirmed Australian regulatory remedy Existing Australian Consumer Law rights remain relevant, regardless of Tesla's voluntary policies. #ConsumerRights 🚗 An early owner's perspective I bought FSD outright for my 2021 Model 3 Long Range on 21 March 2021. Tesla now offers supervised FSD on newer Australian HW4 vehicles, while mine still waits. And supervised FSD is NOT the unsupervised autonomy early buyers anticipated. ⏳ The bottom line 2,059 days since I paid. 133 days since US HW3 V14 Lite arrived. Still no Australian release date, confirmed free upgrade or announced resolution. Early adopters shouldn't become forgotten adopters. #Tesla #FSD #HW3 #V14Lite #FSDTransfer
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So many 2026 midterm firsts for the history books: • Black woman US governor; Black and woman GA governor • Native American woman governor • Latina TX governor • Black FL governor; WI/NV projected • Women MN/TN governors • Elected woman/Jewish OH governor • Latino CA governor since 1875 • Muslim, openly gay male and Native American woman US senators • Two women of colour representing one state in Senate • Three Black women serving together in Senate • Black CO congresswoman; Muslim NJ, Native American woman NY, openly gay MI and Hispanic NE representatives—all projected • Gen Z congresswoman • Trans AL legislator Pending: first Alaska Native senator; first Black House Speaker. #Midterms2026 #USPolitics #MakingHistory #Representation
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Tesla FSD HW3 Update – 2 November 2026 🇦🇺 ⏳ FSD purchased: 2,052 days ago (21 Mar 2021) ⏳ US HW3 V14 Lite released: 126 days ago (29 Jun 2026) Latest status: Still waiting in Australia. Tesla continues rolling out FSD V14.3 Lite to HW3 vehicles in North America, while Australia’s FSD V14.3.12 rollout remains restricted to HW4 vehicles. Australian HW3 vehicles are receiving software update 2026.38.6.1, but its published release notes contain general features, security improvements and bug fixes. There is no confirmed FSD V14 Lite activation. For Australian HW3 owners, particularly those who purchased FSD years ago, the situation remains frustratingly unchanged: • No confirmed Australian HW3 FSD release date. • No published timetable for V14 Lite availability. • No confirmed free HW4 hardware retrofit programme. • No extension of FSD licence-transfer eligibility beyond 31 March 2026. • No announced Australian HW3-specific refund or compensation arrangement. • No confirmed Australian regulatory remedy for early purchasers. Regulatory developments: An existing Australian Tesla class action concerning Autopilot representations, phantom braking and battery range remains one to watch, with court proceedings reportedly scheduled for 12 November 2026. However, this action does not automatically establish eligibility or a remedy for every early HW3 FSD purchaser. Australian Consumer Law rights also remain separate from Tesla’s ordinary refund conditions. The growing contradiction: Tesla continues promoting FSD’s capabilities and safety benefits in Australia, while customers who purchased the technology years before HW4 existed remain unable to access it. As a 2021 Model 3 Long Range HW3 owner who purchased FSD on 21 March 2021, I find it increasingly difficult to reconcile Tesla’s technological achievements with its obligations to early customers. The issue is no longer simply whether HW3 can eventually run a reduced version of FSD. It’s whether Tesla will honour the expectations of customers who paid upfront for technology that has since outgrown their vehicles. Even if V14 Lite eventually arrives in Australia, supervised driving assistance does not fulfil the original expectation of unsupervised autonomy. 2,052 days since purchase. 126 days since V14 Lite reached US HW3 owners. Still no Australian release date, free hardware upgrade, licence-transfer pathway or announced resolution. Early adopters shouldn’t become forgotten adopters. Tesla’s technological progress is impressive. Its treatment of early FSD purchasers deserves equal scrutiny. #Tesla #FSD #HW3 #V14Lite #FSD14 #TeslaAustralia #FullSelfDriving #HW3Owners #ConsumerRights #AustralianConsumerLaw #FSDTransfer #ElonMusk #TeslaModel3
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HW3 Tesla FSD Update – 29 October 2026 🇦🇺 FSD V14.3 Lite continues rolling out to HW3 vehicles in North America, while Australia’s latest V14.3.12 rollout remains restricted to HW4 vehicles. For Australian HW3 owners, particularly those who purchased FSD years ago, the situation remains frustratingly unchanged: • No confirmed Australian HW3 FSD release date. • No commitment to free HW4 hardware retrofits. • No extension of FSD licence-transfer eligibility. • No announced refund or compensation arrangement. • No confirmed Australian regulatory remedy for early FSD purchasers. Tesla continues demonstrating FSD’s capabilities and promoting its safety benefits in Australia, yet customers who purchased the technology years before HW4 existed remain unable to access it. As a 2021 Model 3 HW3 owner who paid upfront for FSD, I find it increasingly difficult to reconcile Tesla’s technological progress with its obligations to early customers. Five years later, we’re still waiting for the functionality we purchased, with no definitive roadmap or resolution. The question isn’t simply whether HW3 can eventually run a reduced version of FSD. It’s whether Tesla will honour its original commitments to customers who helped fund its development. #Tesla #FSD #HW3 #V14Lite #FSD14 #TeslaAustralia #FullSelfDriving #HW3Owners #ConsumerRights #AustralianConsumerLaw #ElonMusk
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Hey @JetstarAirways, explain this one. I can book a passenger and enter their name without providing any ID. Make a typo in their first name and suddenly I need ID to correct it. It’s like handing you a form and a pencil, then demanding identification before they’ll give you an eraser. 🤦‍♂️ #Jetstar #CustomerService
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Replying to @GuntherEagleman
More of "The White Washing". It is literally written on the wall...
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Replying to @GusLefty
FFS, FOLLOW THE MONEY! ACCC and Politicians need to grow some balls to ➡️ STOP CORPORATE F'N GOUGING!⬅️
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Conocías el “falso inglés”? Prisencolinensinainciusol es una de las canciones más inusuales, vanguardistas y fascinantes de la historia de la música pop. Fue lanzada el 3 de noviembre de 1972 por el célebre cantautor y actor italiano Adriano Celentano. La canción está escrita enteramente en falso inglés. La letra son palabras inventadas y sonidos sin significado real, diseñada específicamente para imitar cómo suena el inglés con acento estadounidense a los oídos de un hablante nativo de italiano u otros idiomas. La canción se convirtió en un gran fenómeno cultural y escaló a los primeros puestos de las listas de éxitos en países como Italia, Bélgica, Francia y los Países Bajos.
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Replying to @Ryandally08
FFS, stop whingeing throwing empty beer cans at Canberra demanding another fuel excise cut. Politicians need to grow some balls and take on corporations gouging us at the bowser. PAY THE EXCISE IN FULL. Fossil fuels create costs: fuel security, spill clean-ups, contaminated sites, HAZMAT response, pollution monitoring and health impacts from exhaust emissions. Scrutinise refinery margins and corporate profits instead. And when you can, transition to an EV or hybrid and reduce your exposure to the bowser altogether. Otherwise STFU! #FuelPrices #FuelExcise #CostOfLiving #EVs #ACCC #AusPol
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Gouged yet RBA to hike rates. Time govt pressured rogue corps. Refineries 1st. #insiders #auspol
Replying to @KobieThatcher
☠️☠️☠️ STOP CORPORATE ☠️☠️☠️ - GOUGING US AT THE TILL - SPONSORING CHEAP LABOUR
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#insiders we’re being gouged and LNP must be in on it.
Replying to @P_AOn24
FFS, why aren’t we talking about refinery margins and corporate profits at the bowser? ⛽️ Let’s ask @grok: how much have Australia’s refineries made this year compared with last year as a result of the Iran war? And if fuel excise is truly a fuel tax, PAY IT IN FULL to cover the costs directly associated with fossil fuels, including fuel security, spill clean-ups, contaminated sites, HAZMAT responses, pollution monitoring and the health impacts of exhaust emissions. #FuelPrices #CostOfLiving #CorporateProfits #FuelExcise #Petrol #Diesel #FossilFuels #Pollution #ACCC #Ampol #VivaEnergy #AusPol #Australia
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FFS, I use AI to gather data from external sites too. Whatever OpenAI did, Services Australia is responsible for securing Medicare systems. That means access controls, authentication, data separation, patching and monitoring. Blaming someone for trying the door, even if they knew where the key was hidden, doesn’t excuse leaving our data unsecured. Services Australia must answer for that. #Medicare #ServicesAustralia #CyberSecurity #AusPol #Insiders
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Brisbane vs Freo GF proved this all the way.
You’re always 30 seconds away from a goal. Any sport. Any code. Any rules. #30SecondsFromAGoal #NeverGiveUp #Believe #BelieveAndWin #GameOn #Sport #Motivation
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Australia is one country, yet losing a carrier’s signal can still leave you disconnected while another network is right there. Domestic roaming changes that. The challenge now is getting the rules, pricing and investment incentives right for AU.
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