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Trish

@vballnut26

Writer, reader, lover of flying, sailing and the outdoors. Come laugh with me. :)

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Joined September 2010
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Mr. Knightley, and you ? /blog/quiz-which-jane-austen-suitor-should-you-date/
This is one of those days my left foot wants to argue with my right foot. #PTBlues
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Is it Caturday?
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Me: Cantaloupe Nurse: I asked if you were having pain. Me: Cantaloupe. I want some so bad it hurts. Nurse: You’re not helping Me: and you’re not Cantaloupe 🍈 #thingsoverheard
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What does the subatomic duck say? Quark quark! #teamduck
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Good morning world. You seem like you could use a hug. 🤗
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l want a boyfriend but idk what i'd do with one. like what do you just kiss him and then leave him in the corner? how often does it eat? idk
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A ninja, a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Good to see you two!” #teamduck
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How much do you pay a ninja for a job— Aaaaaaaand your money’s gone.
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How do you give a ninja directions? Don’t worry, he’ll find you... #teamduck
Do ninjas believe in God? The more important question is, DO YOU??? #teamduck
How do you wake a ninja? You don’t! It’s a decoy! Your throat’s cut! #teamduck
How many ninjas does it take to change a lightbul..... Where’d that lightbulb come from?! #teamduck #woooooo
Ahhh the raging Twitter-verse.
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And they probs think you’re an insane traffic rager. lol
Arleen Spenceley Babino (@ArleenSpenceley) profile pictureArleen Spenceley Babino@ArleenSpenceley17 Jul 2018
98% of the things I yell at fellow drivers are just lyrics from a @Meghan_Trainor song. #haveyoulostyourmind #openupyoureyes #yourmommaraisedyoubetterthanthat
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I've started daily swim time as a nice way of cheating the Florida heat and still getting my necessary suntime and my childhood longing to be a mermaid has resurfaced.
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I don’t know why but I read all pirate jokes in a Robbie Coltrane Hagrid voice. Makes no sense but I do none the less.
What do you call a pirate with two eyes and two feet????? A rookie!!!! #bwawawa #teamduck #Pirates
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What happened when Bluebeard the pirate fell overboard in the Red Sea???? He got marooned! #teamduck #Pirates
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