@vast_differ3nce

Music teacher, Queer, mom, wife, poly. This is Stan Twitterℒ️ at 40. she/her. #BlackLivesMatter

Joined December 2016
If Roman was in a securely attached relationship with Gerri, he would become Gomez fucking Addams thank you I will be taking no questions at this time.
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i love them
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"are they lovers?" worse. they were supposed to be but never got the chance.
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the prettiest boobs to ever boob
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I think about Elaine Stritch’s NoΓ«l Coward impression at least three times a week
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ship so good it ruined my life
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A baby camel?!
Oct 4 is the feast of St Francis of Assisi and it’s traditionally a day to bless your pet at the church.
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Obsessed
New clip from the β€˜FAMILY GUY’ Halloween special. β€œBrian remember how you pissed everyone off in that episode where you died. People got tattoos of you man.” (Source: @TVLine)
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Didn’t mean to always gravitate towards you, to orbit you, to linger. To find reasons, silly ones, to be near, to touch you. Unfortunately, gravity has less of a hold on me than you do.
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Thinking about this deleted scene and how I’d sell any number of body parts just to see them flirt like this
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the caption and the tags had me dying
Oh her? That's just my friend that I have crazy sexual chemistry with
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I’m really normal about this
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my mothers who raised me
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flirting is fun until you actually start catching feelings.
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Needs to be reshared
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unless you’re as hot as deborah vance i don’t wanna hear your shitty opinions on lesbianism, keep that shit to yourselves omg!! my sexuality is NOT fluid.
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the sluttiest thing someone can do is have an ethical dilemma over their lust for you
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