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Joined April 2023
Not falling for instagram clout this time πŸ’ͺ
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1/3 Man what a great start to the weekend. 😭 Friday night. Logged out, food ordered, roommate out with his girlfriend. Had the whole flat to myself. Netflix and dinner were the only things on my agenda Then my OCD decided it was the perfect time to clean up
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2/3 Took the garbage bag outside so the housekeeping guy wouldn't have to ring my bell the next morning. Went outside and the door locked** behind me No phone. No keys. No shoes. Just me in my absolutely homeless-looking shorts had to call roomie using neighbour's phone 😭
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3/3 And where was my friend? At a movie theatre on SB Road. So there I was, walking around SB Road on a Friday night, in my shorts, looking homeless, just to collect my own house keys All this because I wanted to take the trash out the night before 😭 Lesson learned
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Irl rocket league with the homies coming real sooon...
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Just 45 hrs of working till Saturday 😍😍
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Man what 😭 Between your buns burger ya'll zesty af Banger Burgers tho πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹
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Company offerd comp off + extra pay for working today So i naturally I've put my self esteem aside and decided to work...agr mein aaj marr bhi gaya tabhi meri lash aaj kaam karegi πŸ˜­πŸ™
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I’ve always considered myself pretty good at story games so I went into The Last of Us Part II on Survivor Difficulty This game has humbled me in ways Now I'm playing on Light 'cause I'm NOT built for ts πŸ₯€πŸ₯€ Insane gameplay and story but this game has genuinely scarred me
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varad retweeted
Replying to @summersjeans
bro just somehow wanted to use the word "indian" to get his daily wage
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I swear man everytime I'm using public transportation or in office, my fyp becomes THE WORST NSFW FEED OAT 😭😭
Scrolling X dot com while using public transportation
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Ruskin bond I get it bro
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Microdosing PTO by dissociating at work
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Tweeted this when battery percent was 67 % 😹😹😹😹 (Grown ass man btw)
Coming back to Pune for work. A mother of two is sitting besides me... Her son keeps asking to switch seats and she goes: β€œUncle ko pasand nahi aayega.” UNCLE???? 😭😭😭 Areyy Ma'am 😭😭
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Coming back to Pune for work. A mother of two is sitting besides me... Her son keeps asking to switch seats and she goes: β€œUncle ko pasand nahi aayega.” UNCLE???? 😭😭😭 Areyy Ma'am 😭😭
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When I say I love pune, I'm lying
When I say I love pune, I mean this Pune.
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Kolhapur sky today!
πŸ€– Made with AI
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me waiting for the consequences of my actions
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1 mahina nahi hua job shuru hue, aur isne pagal kar diya hai mujhe
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Peak male living honestly
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