The dog doesn’t actually wanna cuddle,
He wants to huf your glizzy breath @joshmorden
Life is so odd, I just spent the last hour messaging Merle-fucking-Allen, and he made me a painting in the process lol fuck! We just named our puppy after him so the timing is impeccable!
Love the person that went far enough back into my timeline to mock a post I made supporting trans folk, and then immediately reacted “sad” to another post of mine announcing the loss of my daughter, kindly go fuck yourself sir!
Lol last night my son was sleep walking and he was upset about something so I snuggled him and tucked him back in and he goes “can you paint the walls black? There’s a hole in the floor you need to fix.”
I ask my son and my niece what magical power they would want if they could have any and he goes “long fingers.”
And her response was “underwater invisible mermaid.” I’d pick the latter.
Today when I dropped my kid off at school, one is his friends barrelled towards us across the schoolyard, at 100 km/h and hurled his body into the metal fence and said “I’m the kool-aid man!”
To be a fly on the wall.
My new hobby is trying to emulate different metal screams, so if you see me shrieking in my car, mind ya business.
I am a giddy lil gal! Our puppy is supposed to be born today! Been waiting my whole life for this! 🐶
I just wiped my face with the remnants of a mustard sandwich cause I thought I was holding a napkin.
It’s report card today. Oh my goodness, our son is such a smart, supportive and sweet boy! @joshmorden