Im going to be VERY busy in the afterlife; the list of people i plan to haunt gets bigger every day.
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If I ever go eat alone and someone takes my pic and writes this kind of caption. I'll finish my food and eat the person as a dessert.
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My villagers in animal crossing watching me pick weeds at a rapid pace after not playing for 3.5 months
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This video is why I hate when y'all are like "Stop recording these racists."
See how she lied at the end? And he would have had no evidence.
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I am here to remind you that lumpsucker fish exist. If you didnt know they exist then ur welcome. xitter.cf/ilikechickenhoe/status…
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if a girl says "cum for me," just get up & go home bro, ur dick game so trash she said fuck it just hurry up & finish so I can go get my clothes out the dryer
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one time i shut myself in my room and listened to linkin park while crying because a girl told me she wouldn't be able to go to with me to the 2005 nickelodeon's kids choice awards if i were to hypothetically win tickets in a sweepstakes i saw in a commercial but never entered
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Heading out West today to sit down with @jimmykimmel @JimmyKimmelLive - excited for it! 😀
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I think I'm coming out.... I'm #YangGang
I’m not running for president because I fantasized about being president; I’m running for president because, like many of you here . . . I’m a parent & a patriot and I have seen the future that we are leaving for our kids & it is not something I am willing to accept. #DemDebate
