Helpful hint for all those who aren't native to the PNW: If you don't watch the weather, an old farmer's trick to predicting incoming snow storms is the status of the bananas in your produce section #seattlesnow Pics from 2019: komonews.com/news/local/phot…

I'm out of peanuts, and my new crow friend came to make sure I was still alive. he patiently waited as I threw him so suet nugs.

Working outside, let the dog sit on the porch. Cat meows forlornly. "I want to be outside with youuuux I put her inescapable harness on and leash her to the umbrella stand. Cat flops around sadly. "Not like this!"

Listening to sexy space pirate audiobooks while working from home, but my folks are spending the week at my house.

My favorite alien abduction trope is when they give the abducted's pet a translation implant.

Made some biblically accurate angels because I forgot I didn't want to decorate angels during the cookie cutter phase.

This the season to have WAP stuck in your head while your folks are staying over.

In traditional holiday spirit, we're fighting over birds it's legal to kill. Naming random birds from the list, I say "tanager" My dad looks at me as though I suggested he drown puppies and says "I'm not gonna kill a tanager!" We stopped fighting to make fun of him for 10 min

Being an adult and having your folks stay with you for the holiday is like being a temporary parent of teenagers. Gotta mark my booze containers and manage who's borrowing my car for the night.

Discussion topics to keep the family chatter light for the holidays. Watch #Alone -how long would you stay if you knew you would win the $500k? ...$1mil? - Would you play if you knew you'd win but would lose a finger or toe? - Where's the most extreme place you would play?

My friends: you need to watch _ insert all the cool new shows coming out - Me: sounds cool and I value your opinions! I'll put it on the list! Me turning on the TV: get in, we're rewatching #WhatWeDoInTheShadows

Looking for an album that kinda slaps? Here go.

#spoiler Has anyone mentioned that @TribFarcePod is a @DnDPodcast spinoff where husband and wife duo follow the wayward, githyank teenager Bucky as he navigates the rapture?

Ep2 of @TribFarcePod Anyone else bothered by the gas problem? We lost 100 passengers and we're still worried about gas? Isn't that why airlines claim to need to weigh overweight folk before boarding? Even if they are all "Hattie-sized," that's 1150lbs! Not insignificant.

Me getting my shipment notice for the new album from @MysterySkulls

Remember that time your religious aunt gave you a book series to convert you and instead you became obsessed with apocalyptic fiction? Listen to chapter-by-chapter breakdown of the book series that started my teotwawki obsession: @TribFarcePod