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Joined April 2018
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They don’t shoot like this anymore🥀💔
شوفوا ترشيحات هدف الشهر لديسمبر 2006 😳🔥
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Ɔmo kasa dodo. Ano pooley
“Nigerians in the Uk make contents about everything and it’s affecting thousands of other Nigerians that are living there”
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🚨 Fighting words from Bruno Fernandes to Amazon, ending with a passionate pledge to "win every fucking game". "We don't need to save anyone's job. "The club needed that win. The players needed that win. It is someting we needed as a group of players and staff. "We have been working so hard to get out of this situation together. "It has been tough. There has been a lot of speculation in the media. A lot of lies around many things that have happened at this club, between me and the manager, like that we have cleared the air. Nothing like that happened. "The manager took a decision of making myself on the bench because I wasn't performing. And that's fair. "Everyone felt like that was a punihsment for the words that I had [after Como]. And if it was, it was right. "The manager makes the decisions. I have to accept it. I have to go forward with that. It doesn't change the belief I have in the manager, the staff and every player at this club. ❗️ "And it doesn't change my aim to win every fucking game that I have ahead of me."
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And that’s okay tbvh.
UK basically wants the money from international students but don't want them after.
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🤣👏🏽 Bruno Fernandes: “Doesn’t change my aim to win every fucking game”
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Masculinity is massively misunderstood. I can assure you that no one watches Man United games from peer pressure.
i saw a guy talking about how he “resigned from masculinity” and stopped pretending to like sports, drink black label, participate in one-night stands or pretend he didn’t want to dance or sing. i wonder how many men have been denying themselves ordinary forms of joy like this.
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😂
Replying to @broudsov
You are fully retarded
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Posted this to the clock app but I’m posting it here too because I can. A lot of you need to verify sources of what you see before spreading stuff, and the rest of you need put your phones down and touch grass.
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Gone to put new projects in the CV for the role and vibe-coded them in a night. Nyame nhyira obroni daaa. Today we clean them up concurrently and pray.
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Mm..
Top 3 fav and least fav African countries
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“Lemme say some” ass tweet
traffitech but your roads are still shit, they’re crowded with hawkers/sellers, your have faulty traffic lights everywhere and you don’t even have enough street lights. kmt.
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Oh chale😭
when next she tells you she has a boyfriend use that to your advantage
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If he beating the bitch he love imagine what he'll do to a nigga he don't know
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“Give us Manchester(United)”
Give us paris(fc) Give us inter(miami) Give us city (HuLL) Give us real (Betis) Give us mbappe (ethan) Give us spurs (basketball) Give us atletico (U19) Give us chelsea (women) Give us messi (thiago) Give us Manchester(United) Give us Bellingham (jobe)
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Ronaldo how?
🚨 OFFICIAL: The 26-men shortlist for the FIFPRO Men’s World 11, voted by 19,806 footballers in 73 countries. 🇧🇪 Thibaut Courtois 🇦🇷 Emiliano Martínez 🇪🇸 David Raya 🇪🇸 Pau Cubarsí 🇪🇸 Marc Cucurella 🇳🇱 Virgil van Dijk 🇧🇷 Gabriel Magalhães 🇲🇦 Achraf Hakimi 🇵🇹 Nuno Mendes 🇫🇷 William Saliba 🇫🇷 Dayot Upamecano 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Jude Bellingham 🇵🇹 Bruno Fernandes 🇦🇷 Enzo Fernández 🇪🇸 Pedri 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Declan Rice 🇪🇸 Rodri 🇵🇹 Vitinha 🇳🇴 Erling Haaland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Harry Kane 🇬🇪 Khvicha Kvaratskhelia 🇫🇷 Kylian Mbappé 🇦🇷 Lionel Messi 🇫🇷 Michael Olise 🇵🇹 Cristiano Ronaldo 🇪🇸 Lamine Yamal
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Congratulations, skipper 👏 Bruno has been shortlisted for the 2026 FIFPRO #World11 🌟
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I want to leave this app but tweets like this make it very hard
One of the perks of being jobless is it makes you very observant. The dogs on my street are in a gang and i recently noticed they've ostracized one. i suspect it's because he tried to leave so he has been home more often now. i should learn dog coz this gist looks interesting
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“High agency” and “waiting around for a man to do something” in the same sentence¿ You can exercise agency by communicating your desires and then just move on if you see someone isn’t being as proactive or intentional as you would like
The worst part of dating as a decisive high-agency woman is that you have spend so much time waiting around for a man to do something- ask for your number, ask you out, make a plan, keep said plan. And so many of them are so slow with what should be a 5 minute process max
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🚨🚨𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: Nana Kwaku Bonsam, the Ghanaian spiritualist (who cursed Harry Kane at the World Cup), has now predicted that Manchester United will be relegated from the Premier League at the end of the season. 🗣️Kwaku: “Manchester United will be relegated this season. I have seen it. They’ll go into the final weekend believing they can still stay up but it will be too late” “The Glazers will sell the club after relegation, but Michael Carrick will not be sacked. The new owners will ask him to bring United straight back up.” “Bruno Fernandes will not sign a new contract. United will ask him to stay on as captain and help bring them back up, but he’ll tell them he wants to leave. When they refuse to sell him, he’ll hand in a transfer request and force his way out of the club. Marcus Rashford and Lisandro Martínez will also leave the club.”
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Obviously fake/engagement farming but the scenes >>>>
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