Wiseass film critic for @M_Star_Online, BBC Radio, @talkRADIO, OffScreen, and others 🎬 🍿 Skechers enthusiast, blazer aficionado 🤘🏼🍸 All opinions my own

London, England
Joined August 2010
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Yeah Euston is bad because it’s ugly, has shit shops and constantly fucked trains - but imagine combining that with a nonsensical layout, low ceilings so you can’t see ahead of yourself, last min platform announcements AND then filling it with the UK’s most inefficient travellers
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TV licence to be extended to include holographic Panini stickers
tv license to be extended to include skateboarders and gameboy owners
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It costs Reform around £1 for every envelope sent to their free post address. You can currently buy 100 envelopes on Amazon for £3.49. Reform UK, FREEPOST RTLT-ZXHY-KSDC, 83 Victoria Street, London, SW1H 0HW
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BREAKING: A developer used AI to build free, open-source alternatives to Microsoft Word, Excel and PowerPoint. Brandon Thomas, creator of ArtCraft, a suite of free tools meant to replace Adobe’s apps, built GridCraft, DeckCraft and WordCraft with Anthropic’s Claude, per Tom’s Hardware. All three are free to download on GitHub.
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Nic Cage: “I am not an AI-friendly actor…” Fuck yeah.
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Says a lot that Bernthal’s only willing to step in if it’s a woman being bullied and not just, y’know, a person.
Jon Bernthal says Kevin Spacey was a bully on set “I thought he was a bit of a bully. I thought he was, uh, I thought that he, um, didn’t really care for the way he was behaving towards some of the other people on set.” “I think he was, you know, acting towards people in a way that I remember at the time thinking, ‘Man, if that was a woman that he was talking to, I would have done something.’” “The kind of man he was when I saw him working with him made me lose all respect for him, and I was enormously disappointed.”
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Likes of DuVernay, Affleck and Boyle proudly using AI suggests ever-gaping disconnect between filmmakers and audiences that goes beyond tech itself and points to fundamental ignorance. Vast majority of us don't want this shit. Stop doing it. And certainly stop boasting about it.
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This is a *deeply* slippery slope and, frankly, we should expect better from a filmmaker of Danny Boyle’s calibre.
Danny Boyle says he used AI to replace an actor’s face with Margaret Thatcher’s in “Ink” because he didn’t want to “use a Thatcher imitator.” “It was very important to use that we didn’t use a Thatcher imitator,” he said, acknowledging that Thatcher and The Sun editor Lamb’s relationship was well documented. “She used to visit Larry Lamb’s office late at night after the edition had gone out, and they drank whisky together. She’d take her shoes off, curled up on the sofa.” He also admitted that his didn’t ask the Thatcher state beforehand: “I declined the ask the estate for permission to do that. I don’t think the estate of people like Margaret Thatcher should have control over our ability to insist on ideas in art about what her influence was on our lives. So that was really important.” variety.com/2026/film/global…
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I just realized something If Adobe goes to court with these guys and wins, that sets the precedent that Intellectual Property is copyright protected from AI So either Adobe gets destroyed by this knock off, or they go to court and destroy AI exploitation of other people's IP
AI is now being used to recreate Adobe’s software, a developer has released seven free, open-source apps as clean-room alternatives to Adobe’s main tools: - PhotoCraft → Photoshop - VectorCraft → Illustrator - FilmCraft → Premiere Pro - LightCraft → Lightroom - EffectCraft → After Effects - DesignCraft → InDesign - PrintCraft → Acrobat Pro Built in Rust with help from Claude Opus 5.5, they run on Windows, Linux, and macOS under MIT/Apache licenses without using Adobe’s source code.
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I'm making the world a better place one venn diagram at a time.
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Would this guy technically count as the incumbent Doctor now in the absence of anyone else filling the role? Because if so, I'm very excited for the series of dark and gritty spin-off novels where he commits war crimes.
First look at a new ‘DOCTOR WHO’ animated series. The series - intended for pre-school children - follows the Doctor and his friends Hannah, Beastie and Toast-IE as they embark on adventures through time & space.
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£600 million–£1.7 billion is the estimated Tax cannabis would provide the UK yearly on raw cannabis purchases alone. (25%) Add to that increased coffee tea and other drink sales in say a Dutch coffeeshop model. Staff for grows,shops,logistics,gfx design MULTI BILLION POUND
Multi MILLION pound industry just sitting there untapped btw, because a dying class of stuffed shirt politicians can't let Britain catch up with the rest of the world
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Multi MILLION pound industry just sitting there untapped btw, because a dying class of stuffed shirt politicians can't let Britain catch up with the rest of the world
🚨 NEW: The Tories have called for the police to arrest anyone smoking cannabis "If an officer can smell cannabis in the air, I expect them to take action: find out who's smoking it, arrest them and prosecute them"
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I’m one of the over 100K Brits with a medical cannabis prescription - come at me, bitch 👌🏽
🚨 NEW: The Tories have called for the police to arrest anyone smoking cannabis "If an officer can smell cannabis in the air, I expect them to take action: find out who's smoking it, arrest them and prosecute them"
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If you’re bothered by Avengers Endgame: Encore taking a perfect ending to a story and immediately undermining it to set up the next one, have I got 87 years worth of Marvel Comics to show you.
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“I once committed a war crime whilst drunk in the Kuwaiti desert” 👌🏽
when you have to introduce yourself to a group and they say “say a fun fact about yourself!” what do y’all say
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You wanted to peg him and he said no huh
being a sexually liberated woman that’s genuinely unashamed of her desires makes you realize the majority of men are not “freaky” at all. they sexualize and objectify, but know nothing about providing *true* pleasure or intimacy. just overly horned out and boring.
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Two decades ago Danny Boyle made a movie about people launching stuff into the Sun. Now he’s making a movie about people launching The Sun…
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hey just making sure everyone knows tom hardy put out a rap album where he does the “"now is the winter of our discontent” monologue from richard III in the bane voice on one of the tracks. okay have a good weekend
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