ASCENDING!

Joined July 2015
We're Back. What's Next?
22
544
Jason Sudekis has the best scene here... Bill Hader has the most realistic... Seth Meyers is camping the stairwell? And Darrel Hammond is in a totaly different/richer building.
just remembered that we used to have this insane cast lineup during S31 of SNL
5
656
“Just another day at the office 😏” I say, as I park in a random shopping center to schizophrenically ideate where my life went so RIGHT!
7
257
I'm not stuck in the manmade horrors beyond my comprehension with AI.... AI is stuck in the manmade horrors beyond my comprehension with ME.
5
287
True Writers Den 😤🙏🏻 Jack London sleeps in the heart of every Californian.
5
252
1800s newspaper reading guy: “Oh great, another “rich-from-watermills” watermill schematics guy… he got RICH because he sold the SCHEMATICS, not because he has a WATERMILL!”
2
229
The strongest Christians I know: - Christian K. from 2nd grade (beat me in a foot race) - Big Christian (was bigger than Christian K.)
The strongest Christians I know: - Watch Disney movies. - Aren’t involved in politics. - Wear bikinis. - Drink alcohol. - Shop at Target. - Celebrate Halloween. True freedom is found in Christ. Those who add to the Law are exhausting to be around.
1
16
747
Visiting Jack London’s Wolf House in California… Tragic story, it burned down due to dirty basement loaded with oily rags everywhere (was the style at the time) Crazy that a “germaphobe” pre-20th century might’ve just been a guy who cleaned up his oily rag heap.
5
255
Are salesmen just the clipfarms of engineers?
I know more people making $300K+ in sales than any other career. I'm telling you, the money is in sales
2
493
All these genuinely time saving new AI editing tools, and I’m too demoralized to use any of them 😂 Spent ALL these YEARS building a rocket to the moon, and now you’re telling me I can just teleport there!? Gonna go kick a can in the road instead.
5
257
Flock for seniors.
Introducing Ato, your grandparent’s next computer. Over the past year, more than 2,500 older adults around the globe have used Ato in their daily lives through our beta program, and today we're taking our next step. Ato helps seniors stay independent on their own terms. It gives families a simple way to stay close and the peace of mind that comes from knowing how they’re doing, without cameras or tracking. The new Ato lives in the home, becomes part of their routine, and keeps families connected, all through a simple realtime voice interface. Millions of families are trying to help someone they love stay independent while coordinating care across relatives, caregivers, and healthcare providers. We’re building Ato into the coordination layer that brings all of them together.
1
9
841
We’ve done it… The international tour ends tonight, in Minnesota ❤️
2
56
1,100
Discoholic brought the heat/fire NONSTOP, truly an exemplary performer 🙏🏻❤️ Opened the banger set with “Invitations” no less 👀
2
2
13
949
Manny you are hilarious, absolutely crushed it (and then some
Some pics from when I opened for @valueselectTV last Friday. I had a fantastic time and he put on an amazing show!
1
15
595
D.C. was an amazing kickstart to this tour...🇺🇸 Venue was PACKED, and was such a joy to celebrate the mirth with everyone there... Discoholic with the big W opening set 🙏🏻
2
7
640
Maxwell Scott Renner retweeted
I'm HEADLINING the meet and greet (also described as opening the show) for @valueselectTV next week at Kung Fu Necktie (Philly). Great comedy. Fun music. Come through. Tickets at valueselrcttour.com
1
3
258
I'm Philadelphias #1 American Friend 🇺🇸❤️ Wanna help bring Brotherly Love to New Heights? Come see the Value Select: Gifted Kid Tour [internationa] Comment "PHILLY" and I'll have my automation do it's thang!
7
543
My best apology yet...
1
2
17
639