@valhauze

Creative Director, Copywriter I Brand Strategist • Tweets about my gigs, gains, games & grub 👩🏻‍💻🏋🏻‍♀️🏈🍽 • Proud #Houstonian + #Gator Fan • Made in MIA

 Houston, Texas
Joined December 2011
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My new claim to fame is that my head(band) was in #DriveToSurvive
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Rockets proving the curse that only one major Houston team can be good at a time.
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Going from Tex to Mex 🌶️✈️🇲🇽
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Good morning. It’s October 26th and the Houston Rockets have more wins than the Houston Texans.
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Happy sports equinox day! Today is the only day this year that you can (try to) watch an NBA, NFL, MLB, NHL and WNBA game at the exact same time, or as I call it: The Sickos Challenge.
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JoeGator
@GATORS9606Oct 24
#GoGators
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It’s game day, let’s go Rockets!
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WE START THE REGULAR SEASON TODAY 🗣️
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kelly@entertainvrOct 19
meu desfile da VS é esse aqui
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FOR THE WIN 🤘
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Alex
@ufhelicoptersOct 17
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LET’S GO!!!!!!!!
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HOW CAN YOU NOT BE ROMANTIC ABOUT FOOTBALL?!
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There are only 3 certainties in this life: 1- Death 2- Taxes 3- Kimi Antonelli track limits
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Joe
@UFLORIDAJOEOct 10
University of Florida football was really good September 5, 2026 - September 26, 2026
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Big Timi
@OrevaZSNOct 4
why aren’t the robots working in the mines and oil fields and handling toxic chemicals or picking plastic out of the ocean? why are they writing emails and making powerpoint presentations? what the hell are we doing
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🦇@itsSIRactuallyOct 4
Don’t let this Lewis Hamilton masterclass distract you from the absolute shitshow ferrari pulled
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ESPN F1
@ESPNF1Oct 4
What a race by Lewis Hamilton btw 🐐
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We’re celebrating 25 years of this shit. #HTownMade
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GatorGecko
@GatorGeicoOct 3
I forgot what it’s like to wake up genuinely excited for Florida football every Saturday
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