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deadlock lover my body is made of music i have yearned, and will continue to yearn
Joined October 2024
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*flirting with an autistic person* i want to spend most of my time with you and have sex sometimes
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not a foot guy on their own but i definitely understand the appeal in a using-the-whole-animal way
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his pants being so low on his hips… KYAAAAAAA
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This image is edited, it’s not Robert Pattinson in the original photo.
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calma amor já te chupo tô memorizando o padrão de ataque que vou usar na sua xereca
性爱小技巧:舔穴教程
从女生躺下、双腿自然分开开始。你跪在她两腿之间,先别急着埋头。用手掌从大腿内侧慢慢往上推,拇指在腹股沟轻轻按两下,让她知道你要开始了。用鼻尖或嘴唇先蹭过阴唇外侧,不碰阴蒂,只呼吸。
第一阶段:外围预热(30–60秒)
用舌面从会阴往上,整片阴唇外侧来回舔两遍,速度慢,压力中等。左右大阴唇用嘴唇含住轻轻吮一下,再放开。小阴唇用舌尖沿着边缘描,像在描一条湿润的线。这一步目的不是直接给高潮,是让整个区域充血、变敏感。她开始扭腰或用手按你的头,就可以进入下一阶段。
第二阶段:阴蒂外围画圈(最容易翻车的地方)
阴蒂不要一开始就又快又狠。先用舌面盖住整个阴蒂包皮区域,左右缓慢移动,像用舌头给它做热敷。然后改用舌尖,在包皮外围画很小的圆,一圈顺时针、一圈逆时针,圈越画越小。每画三四圈,用嘴唇把阴蒂连同包皮轻轻含住,吮一下就松开,再继续画。
她如果突然夹腿或发出短促的声音,说明已经对了,保持这个节奏,不要突然加速。
第三阶段:阴蒂直攻 + 节奏变化
把包皮轻轻上推(用拇指或舌尖),露出阴蒂头。用舌尖点、舔、绕三种动作交替:
点:短促轻点顶部
舔:从下往上扫过
绕:绕着阴蒂头画极小的圈
每做8–10下,改成整片舌面贴上去左右摩擦两下,给她一个“面积感”的缓冲,然后再回到舌尖。速度可以慢慢加快,但力度始终由轻到中,观察她大腿内侧是否发抖、腰是否往上送。
第四阶段:内外同时(杀招组合)
一只手的中指或食指蘸女生自己的水润滑,从阴道口缓慢进入,指腹朝上找G点(通常在入口内约4–6厘米、朝肚脐方向的海绵状区域)。手指在里面做“过来”的弯曲动作,同时舌头继续在阴蒂上保持刚才找到的节奏。
进阶版:手指在里面缓慢画圈或做“勾”,舌头在外面同步画反向的小圈。内外节奏错开一点,她会更难适应,也更容易失控。
第五阶段:她快到的时候怎么收
感觉她呼吸变乱、大腿内侧肌肉持续收紧、阴蒂变硬变敏感时,有两种选择:
1加速收尾:舌头改成快速、小幅度的左右扫或点,手指在G点上加快“过来”的频率,但幅度变小。保持到她高潮,高潮过程中不要立刻停,继续轻舔阴蒂外围帮她把余波延长。
2折磨版(对应你前面说的女上那种“慢杀”思路):她马上要到的瞬间,舌头改成极慢、极贴的整面摩擦,手指几乎停在G点上只做轻微按压。她会自己把腰送上来求你快点。再突然恢复快速,通常会直接过线。
高潮后阴蒂会非常敏感,立刻改成用嘴唇含住整个区域轻轻吮、或改舔大阴唇和大腿内侧,给她30–60秒不应期缓冲,再决定要不要第二轮。
实用注意
牙齿绝对不能碰到阴蒂。
舌头保持湿润,中途可以抬头咽一口或用手指把润滑带上来。
她说“慢一点”“轻一点”立刻照做,说“就这样”就锁定当前动作不要加戏。
她高潮后阴道还在一收一放时,你把舌头或手指停在里面感受那个节奏,再轻轻跟上,体感会特别强。
建议15–20分钟:前3分钟预热、中间8分钟主攻、后面留反应和收尾。
按这个节奏做,比单纯“狂舔阴蒂”有效得多。
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Valve just violated like 1000 NDAs with this new Steam leak
all of the games on this list have had their full achievements leaked, this is fucking horrifying
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The incident resulted from a temporary Steam API bug (post-maintenance) exposing achievement data for unreleased games to scrapers like Exophase, described by the site owner as Valve's error not a breach or leak. gamesindustry.biz/steam-achievem… The poster later called the NDA claim a joke. x.com/todpopo/status…
why is so much of stan culture about comparison? "oh she could never" "only this group" its a popularity contest it's not about the music
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