
HIT ME A FOLLOW-BACK. A SAINT WHO SAYS THE QUIET BAD PARTS OUT LOUD #BJ🦋
NIGERIA
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I HELPED MY DAD LOG BACK IN TO HIS OPAY ON HIS NEW PHONE AND I SAW HE HAS OVER 17K CASHBACK😭🙏
PEOPLE ARE FUNNY.
MEN WILL LITERALLY STARVE THEMSELVES JUST TO PLACE BET.
BET GO CUT; THEY WILL CUT DOWN FOOD AGAIN TO REBET.
YOU ARE HUNGRY WITH 15 TICKETS RUNNING THAT MIGHT NOT EVEN BOOM😭😭😂
WHY DO OKADA RIDERS ALWAYS HAVE THE WHOLE WIDE ROAD BUT STILL CHOOSE TO PASS THROUGH THAT SMALL CORNER WHERE YOU ARE STANDING?😭
THE FAKE-BUSY SYNDROME MAJORITY OF US HAVE IS CRAZY😂
LIKE I HAVE TIME TO REPLY & SCROLL BUT NOT TIME TO LISTEN TO VOICE NOTES OR TAKE CALLS😄
EVERYBODY WANT 100% AT 0% EFFORT.
YOU WANT TO ENJOY, YOU NO WAN WORK OR INVEST.
YOU WANT A SOFT LIFE PARTNER, BUT YOU NO WAN BUILD THE SOFT LIFE TOGETHER.
WE ARE ALL GRADUALLY DEVELOPING THE MINDSET OF A THIEF
STOP JOKING WITH YOUR HEALTH.
“NOT EVERY FEVER IS JUST SMALL MALARIA. NOT EVERY HEADACHE IS STRESS.”
NIGERIANS HAVE TURNED AGBO TO THEIR TAB FOR EVERY ILLNESS, THEN RUN TO HOSPITAL WHEN KIDNEY DON TIRE.
MAKE UNA DEY GO FOR CHECK UP FIRST
SOME OF THESE GIRLS ARE ACTUALLY NOT IGNORING YOU
I SAT BEHIND A GIRL ON THE BUS TODAY; SHE WAS TRYING TO REPLY A CHAT. SHE TAPPED ONE LETTER COUNTLESSLY BEFORE IT TYPED. SHE STARTED ROTATING THE PHONE LIKE STEERING WHEEL JUST TO TYPE “OKAY”😭





