HIT ME A FOLLOW-BACK. A SAINT WHO SAYS THE QUIET BAD PARTS OUT LOUD #BJ🦋

NIGERIA
Joined December 2022
I HELPED MY DAD LOG BACK IN TO HIS OPAY ON HIS NEW PHONE AND I SAW HE HAS OVER 17K CASHBACK😭🙏
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I HEAR MOST OF YOU TAKE LOANS FROM LOAN SHARKS TO PLAY BETS😭
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I PROMISE GOD NOT TO ENGAGE IN COMBAT THIS YEAR, BUT IF THIS USHER WAKES ME UP AGAIN😒
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PEOPLE ARE FUNNY. MEN WILL LITERALLY STARVE THEMSELVES JUST TO PLACE BET. BET GO CUT; THEY WILL CUT DOWN FOOD AGAIN TO REBET. YOU ARE HUNGRY WITH 15 TICKETS RUNNING THAT MIGHT NOT EVEN BOOM😭😭😂
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I’M SHOCKED MANY OF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT CASHBACK IS. NO WONDER OPAY CASHBACK DON BUILD MANSION FOR UNA APP😂
I HELPED MY DAD LOG BACK IN TO HIS OPAY ON HIS NEW PHONE AND I SAW HE HAS OVER 17K CASHBACK😭🙏
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WHY DO OKADA RIDERS ALWAYS HAVE THE WHOLE WIDE ROAD BUT STILL CHOOSE TO PASS THROUGH THAT SMALL CORNER WHERE YOU ARE STANDING?😭
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ONCE YOU GOTTEN ADDICTED TO THIS APP THERE IS NO GOING BACK TO WHATSAPP😂
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This life, E get why them dey advise you make you slow down. Because it you fall down, them go match you🥲
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THE FAKE-BUSY SYNDROME MAJORITY OF US HAVE IS CRAZY😂 LIKE I HAVE TIME TO REPLY & SCROLL BUT NOT TIME TO LISTEN TO VOICE NOTES OR TAKE CALLS😄
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WHEN SHE SENDS YOU A SONG, PAY ATTENTION TO EVERY LYRICS, SHE’S TALKING TO YOU😁😊
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BEING FINANCIALLY STABLE AS A WOMAN CHANGES YOUR PERSONALITY. YOU STOP TOLERATING NONSENSE
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From TOPIC to TOP PICK I am GRATEFUL #BJ
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DON’T CHOOSE COMFORT AT THE AGE OF LABOUR SO THAT YOU WON’T LABOUR AT THE AGE OF COMFORT.
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A BEAUTIFUL GIRL WAS CAUGHT STEALING WIG TODAY. SHE LOOKS ATTRA-THIEF😭😭
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STOP CHOOSING OR TAKING SIDES. CAN’T YOU GUYS JUST LOVE BREAST AND NYASH EQUALLY?
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EVERYBODY WANT 100% AT 0% EFFORT. YOU WANT TO ENJOY, YOU NO WAN WORK OR INVEST. YOU WANT A SOFT LIFE PARTNER, BUT YOU NO WAN BUILD THE SOFT LIFE TOGETHER. WE ARE ALL GRADUALLY DEVELOPING THE MINDSET OF A THIEF
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MY BIGGEST FLEX IN LIFE IS THE FACT THAT I HAVE NEVER BORROWED MONEY FROM ANY LOAN APP. NEVER!
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STOP JOKING WITH YOUR HEALTH. “NOT EVERY FEVER IS JUST SMALL MALARIA. NOT EVERY HEADACHE IS STRESS.” NIGERIANS HAVE TURNED AGBO TO THEIR TAB FOR EVERY ILLNESS, THEN RUN TO HOSPITAL WHEN KIDNEY DON TIRE. MAKE UNA DEY GO FOR CHECK UP FIRST
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SOME OF THESE GIRLS ARE ACTUALLY NOT IGNORING YOU I SAT BEHIND A GIRL ON THE BUS TODAY; SHE WAS TRYING TO REPLY A CHAT. SHE TAPPED ONE LETTER COUNTLESSLY BEFORE IT TYPED. SHE STARTED ROTATING THE PHONE LIKE STEERING WHEEL JUST TO TYPE “OKAY”😭
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SO PLEASE, IF SHE TAKES TIME TO REPLY BUT STILL REPLIES, JUST BE CALM; SHE IS STRUGGLING COS YOU MEAN A LOT TO HER😭
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