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Uzoma Ogbuehi retweeted
Asking random ladies to give their boyfriend a shout out by calling their name, you won't believe none of them can call out their boyfriend name 😂😭
Uzoma Ogbuehi retweeted
Please, I sincerely need patronage .
Titus olora wa, croaker fish wa, shawa ati Panla Hake naa wa.
Big chicken wings, turkey, orobo laps, soft chicken is available too.
I have combos from 5k too.
Dear kind hearted, your patronage will be greatly appreciated.
Location: Ayobo.
🙏🙏🙏
Uzoma Ogbuehi retweeted
Nigerians can no longer breathe! 😭💔
A Nigerian woman has cried out after spending ₦10,000 on Titus fish and still going home with a very small quantity.
Her message to those in charge of its supply is simple: Have mercy on the poor🙏
“If you want to sell it at an expensive price, sell it to the rich and leave affordable ones for the masses.”
Imagine spending ₦10k on fish and still wondering what your family will eat. 💔🇳🇬
At this rate, even ordinary stew is becoming a luxury in Nigeria.😭
How are ordinary Nigerians supposed to survive this economic pressure? 🤔
Uzoma Ogbuehi retweeted
Tinubu’s Government and Lies are Inseparable: The Real Nigeria Inflation Math.
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The National Bureau of Statistics (NBS) claims inflation has dropped to around 14.63%, acting like the cost-of-living crisis is under control. But anyone who goes to a market in October 2026 knows the truth: This administration is using statistical tricks to mask historic hyperinflation.
Here is the undeniable mathematical proof contrasting what things cost in January 2023 (before Tinubu took office) with what they cost today in October 2026.
📊 The Real Market Receipt (Jan 2023 vs. Oct 2026)
•⛽ Petrol (1 Litre): ₦190 ➔ ₦1,387 | +630%
•🍅 Fresh Tomatoes (Basket): ₦2,000 ➔ ₦11,250 | +462.5%
•🍜 Indomie Noodle (Pack): ₦70 ➔ ₦300 | +328.6%
•🐟 Titus Sardine (Tin): ₦475 ➔ ₦1,725 | +263.2%
•🧱 Cement (50kg Bag): ₦4,800 ➔ ₦13,500 | +181.3%
•🥤 Coca-Cola (Bottle): ₦150 ➔ ₦400 | +166.7%
🧮 The True Inflation Breakdown
If you buy these six basic essentials as a standard "survival basket," look at the devastating leap in total cost:
•Total Basket Cost (January 2023): ₦7,685
•Total Basket Cost (October 2026): ₦28,562
•True Cumulative Inflation Rate: 271.66%
🛑 Propaganda vs. Reality
The Government's Narrative (NBS)
The Actual Market Reality
14.63% headline inflation rate.
271.66% cumulative price spike on everyday items.
Claims food pressure is loosening.
Staples are up between 166% and 462%.
Celebrates "economic stabilization."
Fuel prices have jumped 630%, crushing transport.
🔍 How They Hide the Truth
Tinubu’s government manipulates the narrative using two clever deceptive tactics:
1The Year-on-Year Reset: The official 14% figure only compares October 2025 to October 2026. It completely hides the catastrophic price surges that took place in 2023 and 2024.
2Changing the Math: By rebasing the Consumer Price Index (CPI) weights, they structurally forced the reported rate of increase to look smaller on paper.
A slower price increase on top of already weaponized, tripled prices is not relief. You can rebase the spreadsheets all you want, but you cannot rebase an empty stomach.
#Nigeria #TinubuEconomy #NBS #NigeriaInflation #AAC @aacparty @sowore @OrganizedAfrica
Uzoma Ogbuehi retweeted
Egusi Ijebu, Ewedu and Eba is a special combination everyone needs to try 🍲
If yours comes out chunky, you’re rushing two things. Let me fix that.
Egusi Ijebu should be silky and smooth, and the Ijebu people don’t play with that texture.
What you need
Egusi seeds
Dried pepper
Shepherd pepper
Onions
Dried shrimp
Locust beans (iru)
Ogiri
Palm oil
Chicken
Cow tripe
Ponmo Ijebu (or any protein)
Sea bass (or croaker, Titus, Panla, dried catfish)
Salt
Bouillon cubes
The method
Toast the egusi on low heat until it’s light golden and smells nutty. It brings out the flavour and helps it blend smoother, but don’t walk away, because burnt egusi will make your soup bitter.
Blend it with the peppers, onions, shrimp and iru. I use a Ninja and still run it 5 to 6 times, because smooth is the whole point.
Boil the blend on low to medium heat for 20 minutes before any oil goes in.
Add the palm oil and seasoning cubes, then the chicken, tripe, ponmo and ogiri.
Pour in 2 cups of broth and cook for 20 minutes.
Add the fish last and shake the pot instead of stirring so it stays whole. Cook for 30 minutes on low heat.
Taste, adjust the salt, then cover and rest for 10 minutes until the oil settles like gold.
No tomatoes, or Ijebu people will find you 😂
Save this and tag me when you make it.
Uzoma Ogbuehi retweeted
For those ones in doubt
You can check for confirmation on @inecnigeria’s website
This woman here is Oluyemi Titilayo Adeyemi-Showunmi.
She is the wife of Segun Showunmi @SegunShowunmi
She was newly appointed by Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu as the Director of Electoral Operations at the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC).
You can now know the reason why Segun Showunmi is all out attacking and threatening Nigerians with treason for demanding electoral fairness and credible elections in 2027.
Truly, Segun Showunmi has collected rice. What other evidence do you need?
PURE CONFLICT OF INTEREST
Nigerians must defend their votes by all necessary means necessarily and at whatever cost.
I challenge Segun Showunmi to deny this.
Uzoma Ogbuehi retweeted
This woman here is Oluyemi Titilayo Adeyemi-Showunmi.
She is the wife of Segun Showunmi @SegunShowunmi
She was newly appointed by Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu as the Director of Electoral Operations at the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC).
You can now know the reason why Segun Showunmi is all out attacking and threatening Nigerians with treason for demanding electoral fairness and credible elections in 2027.
Truly, Segun Showunmi has collected rice. What other evidence do you need?
PURE CONFLICT OF INTEREST
Nigerians must defend their votes by all necessary means necessarily and at whatever cost.
I challenge Segun Showunmi to deny this.
Uzoma Ogbuehi retweeted
The moment a lady's best friend disguised herself as a teddy to surprise her at her workplace on her birthday.
Uzoma Ogbuehi retweeted
A game stops being fun the moment telling the truth becomes dangerous and refusing a dare could cost you everything.
Truth or Dare (2012) is a British supernatural horror thriller directed by Robert Heath. It follows a group of university students whose night of drinking and playing a familiar party game turns into a terrifying experience when their choices begin carrying consequences they never expected.
What makes the premise unsettling is how ordinary the game feels at first. Friends tease each other, secrets come out, and people push boundaries for a laugh. But once the atmosphere changes, every question feels like a trap, and every dare becomes a test of how far someone will go to protect themselves.
Compared with Would You Rather (2012), which turns a deadly game into a brutal examination of desperation and moral compromise, Truth or Dare leans more heavily into the fear of being exposed and losing control. Both films use games to strip away people’s comfortable masks, but Would You Rather makes its choices feel especially cruel because survival and morality collide so directly.
The strongest part of Truth or Dare is its simple, relatable setup: most people have played some version of this game. That familiarity makes the shift from harmless fun to genuine terror effective. However, the film doesn’t always develop its characters enough to make every revelation hit as hard as it could.
Rating: 6/10. Worth watching if you enjoy low-budget horror, psychological pressure, and stories where one bad decision leads to another.
Here’s the uncomfortable question: When a game forces you to choose between revealing your darkest secret and doing something you would normally refuse, which option would scare you more? And which movie handles deadly choices better: Truth or Dare or Would You Rather?
Uzoma Ogbuehi retweeted
“After They Shøt Him Three Times, He Was Still Alive And Tried To Run For Help, But The NDLEA Officers Chased Him Down And Shøt Him Again. They Then Threw Him Into Their Van And Refused To Take Him To The Hospital. They Knew He Was a Soldier After Seeing His ID Card And Phone.” ~ Eyewitness Recounts How NDLEA Officers Shøt Dead a Nigerian Soldier Known As Black Warrior
Uzoma Ogbuehi retweeted
If you are coming for the first time, you can tell people what you intend to do, but after four years it's not what you see, it's what you have done during the opportunity that you had that will work for you or against you.
- Rabiu Kwankwaso, Vice Presidential candidate, NDC, speaking ahead of 2027 general elections
#PoliticsToday
Uzoma Ogbuehi retweeted
What a GLORIOUS MOMENT we had at the HALLELUJAH CHALLENGE last night . The Lord Reigns . Doing ministry with my covenant brother Pastor Nathaniel is one my greatest joy in Kingdom Service - I love you Nwannem !
Back to Base …See You in Church Tomorrow…
Meanwhile, were you on HC last night ???
CONGRATULATIONS ALL THE WAY !!!