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I'm just this guy , you know. Working in the mobile / GPS software testing industry Baggies fan for my sins.

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Joined February 2009
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BREAKING: β€œJust hanging about. That’s how she described our pilots in the region. They have been flying sorties in 7 of the 10 countries in the region night and day, taking out incoming strikes, protecting the lives of others whilst risking their own. If she had any decency she would get up and apologise” Keir Starmer #PMQs
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Reminded of the last lot of football when the government of the day slagged off the England team. How did they do in that election this week?
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England have only got to 3 semi-finals out of the last 4 tournaments. Before that we got to 3 semi-finals between 2,648 BC and 2016. SOUTHGATE OUT!
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3 years ago some on the left were convinced Boris Johnson would be PM for 10 more years. Now he's gone and despised by all except Nadine, his seat is Labour, his next 2 successors gone and humiliated but the same miseries go 'nothing has changed'. I think they should try therapy
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Things can only get better
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Meanwhile the Conservative candidate and senior aide to the Prime Minister, who also bet on the date of the election, remains in his job
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"I once cancelled a major public transport infrastructure project then used a picture of me on a private jet to announce it on social media!"
This week I took long-term decisions to build a brighter future and change our country. This change will: 🏘️ Transform our towns πŸš† Boost our transport πŸ“š Improve our education 🚭 Reduce cancer deaths Here’s howπŸ‘‡
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Mike Cook retweeted
Liverpool celebrating a disallowed VAR goal like 2.2 win at home to West Brom
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We'll be paying the consequences of this unravelling of the Brexit dream in reduced standing and prosperity for years, if not decades, to come. My column telegraph.co.uk/business/202…
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Imagine if after the Salisbury poisonings a Labour leader secretly met an ex-KGB spy during a freebie in an Italian villa without British security. And the same Labour leader ignored a British security warning and gifted the Russian’s son a peerage. Putin plays the Tory Party.
In the middle of everything else going on last week, Boris Johnson told MPs he met Russian oligarch and ex-KGB officer Alexander Lebedev without officials present. If you've not followed this story in detail, we've pulled the different strands together.
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Angela Rayner crosses her legs in parliament. Diane Abbott sips a Mojito on a train... Both end up on National News. Boris Johnson has a Blowjob in public office, after trying to elevate his then mistress Carrie to a Six-Figure pubic position. Where's the media? #privateEye – at Dundee, Scotland
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Mark Lanegan seemed invincible, indomitable, in so many ways. I first interviewed him in 2018, about the death of his friend Anthony Bourdain for @ObsNewReview. M was someone other than that gnarly persona: a tender, thoughtful person, distraught at the loss of someone he loved.
Mark Lanegan was a supremely gifted performer, songwriter, artist and author, and we are devastated to hear he has passed away. He will be deeply missed. His art will endure and only grow in stature. This is a colossal loss and our thoughts are with his family at this time.
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On this Day 27 years ago we invaded Pompey having to match what Birmingham City did at Tranmere Rovers. Blues took the lead but Lee Ashcroft kept our fate in our hands with a 1st half winner. There were more Away fans than Home. An estimated 10k. #Wba
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We are going to give away a West Brom shirt if West Brom beat Fulham this weekend. The shirt will have Sawyers Name and Number on the back. Like & Retweet #OFFTHERAIL @kickitout #SAYNOTORACISM #baggies #WBAFC #wba
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Mike Cook retweeted
Paddy Considine takes the lead in this extremely tense psychological thriller from director Shane Meadows. Dead Man’s Shoes is on today, 11.05pm.
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Sam Allardyce has now won more points at Anfield (5) since April 2017 than all 'Big Six' teams combined (4). A third of all points won by visiting teams in that timeframe have been by teams managed by Allardyce. #LIVWBA
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πŸŽ„π—•π—œπ—š π—•π—”π—šπ—šπ—œπ—˜π—¦ 𝗖𝗛π—₯π—œπ—¦π—§π— π—”π—¦ π—šπ—œπ—©π—˜π—”π—ͺπ—”π—¬πŸŽ„ Fancy winning all three of our 2020/21 @pumafootball shirts for you or your loved ones? Our replica set is the prize for December 2nd 🎁 Simply RT before 10pm on Wednesday to enter. Winner to be contacted directly.
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What a disaster of a man. What a bin. What a moron. What a coward. What a mess. What a fucking chaser. No leadership. No direction. No staying on top of the science. No respect for it. What a waffling twat. What a screw-up. What a DISASTER.
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