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Sup nerds. Idk if I’m supposed to be geographic, functional, or service-like. Star Trek this ain’t. Pity the washed-up infantryman who ends up here. satire duh.

 Colorado, Alpha Quadrant
Joined December 2018
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.@AFSpace I’m your dad now.
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Shut the fuck up, BRIAN
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Please @VP us nerds are already getting our lunch money taken daily, don’t do this to us.
Marcus Weisgerber
@MarcusReports18 Dec 2020
BREAKING: Vice President Mike Pence announces that uniformed members of the U.S. Space Force will be called Guardians. Threre you have it: Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen, Marines and Guardians
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🖍Literal. 🖍Space. 🖍Marines.
Marine Forces Space Command@MARFORSPACE13 Nov 2020
COMMANDANT OF THE MARINE CORPS DIRECTS ACTIVATION OF SPACE SERVICE COMPONENT
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Y’all were making fun of the Space Force’s bong rip the other day...
XVIII Airborne Corps & Fort Bragg@18airbornecorps15 Aug 2020
"It's almost impossible to watch a sunset and not dream" - Bern Williams
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[cracks knuckles and puts on a tube top]
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Nah you’re good fam
CBR@CBR8 Jun 2020
US Military Could Lose Space Force Trademark to Netflix Series buff.ly/2AfA938
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Space Force off to a great start
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Is PeTe LuCiEr FuNnY?
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i AM very important #SOTU2020
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Snitches get stitches JONATHAN
Fitz@jfitz625 Jan 2020
"Hey can I copy your homework?" "Sure just change it a little so it's not obvious."
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You maniacs had a chance to bring back M81 woodlands and you ruined it.
Space Force
@realspaceforce18 Jan 2020
Here's what we're using. They'll never see us coming!
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No this is legit.
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Naw. We got different underwear too. Shiny stuff.
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CoMe fInD mE wHeN yOu’Re JoHn GlEnN DumBaSs
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Hell naw, nerd. Let ‘er rip! What’s our anthem?!
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This is some bullshit. Our bases will be named after ‘MERICAN pioneers of aviation, like @TheRealBuzz and Snoopy!!!
Blondes Over Baghdad@BlondsOvrBaghd21 Dec 2019
Now that Space Force is up and running, @bayouwilson has some ideas for naming bases. duffelblog.com/2019/10/first…
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AtHlEy KeLsErToN
Kelsey D. Atherton@AthertonKD21 Dec 2019
Face Sporce
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Daddy.
The Hill
@thehill21 Dec 2019
President Trump: "I will proudly appoint General Jay Raymond the first chief of space operations, and he will become the very first member of the Space Force."
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