He looks like he tried to grow a beard one time and his mom bullied him til he shaved it

He would take a photo of himself and set it as the wallpaper for all the IPhones on display

Hi welcome to Chili’s

I know he would watch Zeke and Luther on Disney XD religiously

I know he ate shit on his mountain bike going down the biggest hill in the neighborhood

He would jump over the fireworks after somebody just lit them

I know a bag of fun dip hated to see him coming

He was the only kid to show up to your birthday party without a present

Type of kid you see riding around the grocery on a handicap scooter

Grab somebody sexy tell them hey