@usernamevx
Joined July 2012
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Volta e meia a melhor opção é só ir dormir
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Eu queria ser o DVD Exaltasamba ao vivo na ilha da magia
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One of the biggest surprises to me about adulting is seeing how bad people have to be at jobs before they get fired
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Médio
່@strssdytOct 20
the intimacy of someone showing you a song, then thinking of them everytime you hear it for the rest of your life >>>
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Tree@treeincrisis21h
Tree thinks tomorrow will be better.
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sam@samdoesntlikeu21h
inshallah irmão
V@Sarcasmironico21h
Replying to @samdoesntlikeu
Um dia o país vira muçulmano e tu deixas de poder escrever disparates nas redes sociais.... mas continua a achar que o problema são os "capitalistas"
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Esta geração agora só quer é comer, água potável, saneamento, vestuário e habitação, fdx
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.@OmgemeralddddOct 18
Logging onto the dark web tomorrow (Teams, Outlook, and Excel).
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senhores, eu não me podia estar mais a cagar para a pilhagem a uma loja que vende malas a mais de 80k........ foda-se.
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⚭@lekimgymOct 17
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I don’t want books written by AI, I want books written by alcoholic Russian novelists on the brink of a mental collapse from depression, that’s how God wanted it.
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i’m saying this now: gen z is very much young boomers. very purity culture, very much anti everything and very much callout culture and everything is about morality. like…live a fucking little.
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Ahahahah fogo
Ray@xlrx___Oct 17
Don’t flirt with me I’ll scroll back to your tweets in 2019
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Supporting the French protesters as I’m home
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Saturday should be 48 hours long if we’re being fair.
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Se trabalhassem arduamente como os filhos do Sr Primeiro-Ministro trabalham na Spinumviva já tinham dinheiro para comprar uma casa
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Eu pensei q os aliens ainda vinham este ano, afinal é a total revolução
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If you start reading books again, you will feel at least a little better. I promise.
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@ufw_AnomalyOct 16
you ever fuck with a song so much you restart it before it even finishes
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If you’re 24-27, you’re at the peak. Slay and take no prisoners. Please don’t focus on career and long term partnerships. Focus on what truly matters: substance abuse and having fun.
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