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Bryant

@userbryant

“By the time you can afford it, the car ain’t important.”

 St Petersburg, FL
Joined February 2010
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Once you’re through security at the airport you can steal as much as you want because legally speaking it’s no man’s land
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Just can't get past the way 'LIVE' is capitalized to grab your attention like they're selling tickets for a broadway show or something
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beginning of the week: omg 2/22/22! Life is magical 🥰 end of the week: *literal nuclear war*
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the minutes that happen when you're waiting for block confirmations when transferring money between crypto wallets are longer than regular minutes
The White House would expect that wouldn't they
*Walter Bloomberg (@DeItaone) profile picture*Walter Bloomberg
@DeItaone10 Feb 2022
*WHITE HOUSE EXPECTS INFLATION TO EASE BY END OF 2022
long-term = 2024
Blockworks (@Blockworks) profile pictureBlockworks
@Blockworks9 Feb 2022
JPMorgan: Our long-term price target for #Bitcoin is $150,000
This is the web3 version of the Nigerian prince email
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Facebook made their end goal ad revenue, oftentimes at the direct expense of user experience. Now they have a complete quagmire of a product with ZERO direction on how to move forward.
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The damage to their product was done slowly over 10 years by building for what would generate the most ad revenue, and not what would generate the highest quality user experience.
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I'm glad Okta is safe, because it's a terrible experience as a user
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Just tried to use the bathroom between meetings and Okta asked me to triple authenticate my existence
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One of my favorite things about @waitbutwhy is how seamlessly he switches between The Fermi Paradox and this type of thing
Tim Urban (@waitbutwhy) profile pictureTim Urban
@waitbutwhy6 Feb 2022
Guacamole is just salsa with avocado in it
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Replying to @RedDogT3
@RedDogT3 Are you still long MBIO? haven’t heard you talk about it
People don’t believe this until they actually do it
Aaron West (@oeste) profile pictureAaron West
@oeste3 Feb 2022
I don’t know who needs to hear it, but eating out by yourself is one of the most underrated pleasures in life
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Free, on-demand shipping is no longer special, it's expected. I don't see this playing well w prime members who were already likely trying to figure out why they have to pay annually at all
Bloomberg (@business) profile pictureBloomberg
@business3 Feb 2022
BREAKING: Amazon is raising the annual fee for its Prime subscription service in the U.S. by $20 to $139, the first such increase since 2018 trib.al/xvwQf1C
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this is a buy signal
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AMZN beats earnings, up 15% after hours. I do this for the people
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hot take: everything labeled AI currently is actually not that intelligent
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doesn't matter if you're a billionaire, trillionaire, or god herself - once you're a parent you're legally required to hold your phone like this when taking photos
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Tired: Signing work emails "Best," Wired: Signing work emails "Love you,"
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I take vitamins each day, but once a week i have a near death experience trying to swallow them
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We really think technology is so advanced and yet if you don't manually silence the notifications on your Apple Watch, in the focused silence of a held pose, it will still announce to the entire yoga class that you've closed your exercise ring for the day.
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