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imagine being a small time trader using the @Pumpfun app. you downloaded it and pumpfun told you to follow @slingoorio one of the most followed and highly paid KOLs in the entire ecosystem. you see him post callout after callout about big titty coin (hahaha it's like bitcoin ticker but it's tits, lol, lmao even!) and so you put your chips into this coin. it's Saturday and you see one of the main guys at pumpfun post this tweet: 'wow well big titty coin has gotta be legit, pumpfun pay sling hundreds of thousands of dollars for his insights and alpha, this is a good investment'. it's Sunday now and you open your pumpfun app and you see sling post his 123rd callout saying 'these dips don't phase (sic) me.' you close the app, happy in your conviction: 'sling, the pumpfun poster child isn't fazed by these dips, why should I?' you log off, go and do some household chores before work starts tomorrow again. it's Sunday evening, you're tired from all your chores, so you sit down on your sofa and open the pumpfun app. you have lost everything. >this coin is now effectively decentralised >nothing is real. you just got spitroasted by pumpfun and one of their biggest KOLs. welcome to crypto, enjoy.