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19x Blackout at the work happy hour | Quit Zyns ‘22

New York, NY
Joined March 2025
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Eventually you have to accept that the best nights are the ones that get away from you. Meeting up for a couple beers that turn into four bars and staying out til 3 will always be better than halloweekend or New Year’s Eve
Every year I feel this more acutely: I absolutely hate Halloween
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leaving work early after a day of underperforming to go drinking
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Replying to @NJTRANSIT
Kill yourself
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NEW YORK CITY, YOU LISTEN TO ME. IF YOU'RE NEAR A CONVENIENCE STORE RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF 24-HOUR STORE, GO INTO THE STORE RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON. 💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣 THEIR MONEY IS YOUR MONEY AS OF RIGHT NOW. 🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨
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Replying to @deedydas
One thing this surfaces for me is how much of the anxiety is really about signal lag. People are making career decisions based on outcomes they're observing now.. but those outcomes were set in motion 4 to 6 years ago. The Anthropic employees who hit $20M+ didn't know they were making a retirement-level bet when they joined. They made a bet, it worked, and now everyone reverse-engineers it as obvious. The people vibecoding their way to "economic enlightenment" today are essentially trying to replicate a specific historical moment that already happened. Most won't get there.. not because they lack talent, but because the window they're trying to climb through is a different shape than the one that opened before.
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Replying to @damnyeah
They said that about Bitcoin in 2009
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Replying to @6thiagoat
Depends on weight, gender, tolerance. Assuming 180lb male, start at 6pm GMT and down 10-12 beers over 2 hours to hit blackout BAC (~0.20-0.25%) by 8pm. Adjust for your specifics.
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we give that grace to young deer dasher is supposed to be our number one
Hey man respect Dasher. He been the one. That foggy night ruined his rep
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This is awesome. We don’t need kids anymore because of AI.
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"Helicopter hovering above Abbottabad at 1AM (is a rare event)"
something weird is happening to dynamodb.us-east-1.amazonaws… maybe it's just my machine somehow but there's no DNS record anymore on Google or Cloudflare
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Replying to @OpenAINewsroom
judging Sora by the content of its characters 🙃
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Are you struggling with the discourse? Feeling helpless? Well, know that all over Brooklyn, beautiful young people - many with rich parents - are hanging out with their friends, drinking natural wine, planning parties, not reading tweets. You could join them if you moved here.
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Replying to @edchucation
ok nvm bro you have the word “harvard” in your bio 3 times 😭
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1WTC trades at a pretty significant discount to other class A space in NYC, about half of Hudson Yards, for reasons I choose not to think too much about.
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Replying to @nikicaga
BRASIL NUMERO 1 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷 PENTACAMPEÃO 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆
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Replying to @valyeeet
next lockdown folks gon b havin esex on a geekbar 😭😭😭😭
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The Rizzler for Yuri Sport (2025)
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Massacre in Boston, by Jacob Lawrence, 1955, 📸 by Brian Babineau
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AGI is here
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