My walls are thicker than my glasses. 🦋🫶🏽☔🧣🕶️🐍💘🪩🥂🕰️🖋️❤️‍🔥

Joined March 2013
A round of applause for all the songs, tv shows and movies that hold my sadness because I don't know where to keep it.
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We need to keep the momentum going, this is only the beginning 🇮🇳
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Imagine being God and choosing a dingy refrigerator as your new home.
A Shivling-like ice formation has mysteriously appeared inside the refrigerator of a house in Agra, UP. Locals are comparing it to the sacred ice lingam at the Amarnath Cave. Worship and rituals have already begun, and devotees have started offering prayers and gifts.
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This is so sad, the privilege disparity is so stark
10:45pm, people are walking on railway tracks from Vasai to Virar with their mobile flashlights 🔦, wading through knee deep water in heavy rains. Vasai-Virar needs urgent assistance from state and central government. @vasaivirarinfra @WeAreVasai @vasai
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RIP cigarettes after sex
I was having this discussion today with someone who got oral sex throat cancer as well. Apparently this is very common. You are never supposed to have oral sex. You are literally rolling dice and the odds are against you. The age of oral sex is over.
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Yes please, the air just hangs around along with the construction dhool, it's fkn disgusting. People are falling sick staying at home.
🚨Construction sites in Mumbai to be shut down if AQI stays above 200: BMC
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Brothers, he was a great man but Dadar cannot handle tourism. It is barely handling regular city folk on their daily commute.
🚨 Ambedkar Memorial Project at Mumbai’s Indu Mill to be ready by May 2026. The Dr Babasaheb Ambedkar memorial will have a 350-feet statue. Total Project Cost Amounts to ₹1,089 crore.
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Indian winter officially chalu hone ka sign on Twitter
🚨 Medical experts confirm that breathing Delhi's air is now equivalent to smoking 25-30 cigarettes daily, reducing life expectancy by approximately 8 years and causing lung ailments in approximately 40% of the city's population.
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Comedians in jail, criminals in comedy
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Peter x Wi$h Li$t is a little diabolical Forgive me peter My lost fearless leader But I just want you, yeah...
Not taylor’s being “I can do it with a broken heart x the life of a showgirl”
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I've been gaining weight for this exact moment
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Bruh what
The civic authorities of Mumbai had decorated flower vases on the street sides only for Modi & Kier Starmer's visit. Once they went away, workers are taking it off. Why such a cheap mentality of our government?
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Last night I felt severely haunted and am just now realising that it is Oct 13.
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I am unwell > I take sick leave > I work inspite of it > Dad comes home asking "tere office mein chutti chalta hai?" > I say "Had to work anyway" > Dad says "Good"
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Said my boss has no balls in front of my entire team, so if I get fired... we know why.
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After walking in filth for all of rainy season, I found that @mybmc was cleaning the area around D N Nagar - felt good. But why now? UK PM visited that area. That's why. Not the tax paying citizen, but the PM of a country that colonized us.
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I want some award for calling it. I knew it was Succession. IT'S SOO GOOD. Well done, TS.
📹 | Taylor Swift on how “Father Figure” was inspired by the character Logan Roy from Succession “I kept thinking about that scene where Logan looks at his kids, and says, 'I love you. But you are not serious people.' I think about that scene constantly.”
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Been waiting for this for too long, so happy
Phase 2B of the Mumbai Metro Line-3 is a significant enhancement to Mumbai’s infrastructure! Metro connectivity is essential for a city’s growth. This project will have a positive impact on the lives of the people of Mumbai.
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They saw the amazing food and decided to let 'em live
🔥🚨BREAKING: A meteorite was about to make impact in Mexico and it changed its path before hitting the city.
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Life is so difficult for no reason
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Clients so unpredictable that I have second thoughts first.
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