O Captain! My Captain!

Joined February 2024
How much did Spurs pay for Savio again? #MUNToT #TOTMUN
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genuinely how the fuck did people watch cristiano ronaldo and think lionel messi was even half as good as him
genuinely how the fuck did people watch lionel messi and think cristiano ronaldo was even half as good as him
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Which game should I buy next for my ps5? 1. Black Myth 2. Onimusha 3. Mafia - Omerta Collection 4. Ghist of Yotei so far I've only played a few games like ghost of tsushima, Gta5, fifa.
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There is always a Jose Mourinho quote for everything happening around the world
🚨 José Mourinho: “Pep Guardiola said something to me yesterday… he won six trophies and I won three, but I won fairly and cleanly”. “I don't want to win by dealing with 150 lawsuits”. “If I lost, I want to congratulate my opponent”, says — via @MailSport.
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I think we as a society lost the plot when we let paddle become a competitive sport 💁‍♂️
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If you own a PS5 and want to make REAL money from #GTAVI, forget the “get lucky” bullshit. 3 realistic plays: YouTube — Start building an audience before launch. Be first with money guides, secrets, businesses & exploits.
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Short-form content — Turn every discovery into TikToks/Reels/Shorts. One viral clip can snowball into a serious audience.
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GTA VI guides — Build a website/newsletter around maps, money methods, collectibles & guides. Monetize with ads + affiliates. The game will make Rockstar billions. The question is whether you can build something around it too.
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People saying #GTAVI is just a reskinned GTA 5… Go watch the first GTA 5 gameplay trailer again. Put it next to #GTAVI and tell me with a straight face that it’s a reskin. The difference is insane. Like… insane insane.
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Me acting calm after sending a risky text
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A man is sometimes closest to becoming himself when everything he built has collapsed
Can a 29-year-old start all over again?
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𝘗𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘶𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘢𝘺 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘥𝘪𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵.
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When madmen rule the world, the sane will be called crazy
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If a dominant lobster is badly defeated, its brain basically, dissolves. Then it grows a new, subordinate's brain one more appropriate to its new, lowly position. Its original brain just isn't sophisticated enough to manage the transformation from king to bottom dog.
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When the aristocracy catches a cold, the working class dies of pneumonia
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Why is it that, when we are happy, we are always so kind?
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Give wine. Give bread. Give back your heart to itself, to the stranger who has loved you all your life, whom you ignored for another, who knows you by heart.
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whenever I enter a room without the slightest desire to be liked, they begin, for some reason, to like me.
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If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools, Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken, And stoop and build ’em up with worn-out tools
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings; Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair! Nothing beside remains. Round the decay Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare The lone and level sands stretch far away.”
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