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@ursula_9

i sway when i pray. πŸ˜ŠπŸ™

 Long Beach, CA
Joined May 2010
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indeed, twitter HAS become my therapist. 😐 – at Long Beach, CA
Josh (@JoshsBurnerAcct) profile pictureJosh@JoshsBurnerAcct1 Apr 2020
β€œDuring times like this, you should consider spending time on Twitter.” β€”no Mental Health Professional, ever
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I just bought tickets to *Low Ticket Warning* Ryan Long at The Comedy Store - La Jolla! tkts.to/e/ryan-long2026jmsbo… – at Long Beach, CA
*Low Ticket Warning* Ryan Long

*Low Ticket Warning* Ryan Long

Doors Open at 6:15PM Show Starts at 7:00PM Β  With the help of Yondr bags, we at the Comedy Store create phone-free spaces for artists and comedians.Β Β  What that means: Upon arrival at the ve...

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πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ – at Long Beach, CA
Ryan Long (@ryanlongcomedy) profile pictureRyan Long
@ryanlongcomedyNov 9
Libertarian in public
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In case no one told you this today… YOU’RE FREAKING AWESOME 😎
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AltAzn (@Alt_Azn) profile picture
AltAzn
@Alt_AznNov 10
This picture represents everything Democrats want for America.
Polymarket (@Polymarket) profile picturePolymarket
@PolymarketNov 9
JUST IN: Maryland activist helps block a $5B AI data center planned for the site of an abandoned shopping mall that closed 24 years ago, after gathering over 25,000 signatures.
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makes sense. – at Long Beach, CA
Adrianne Curry-Rhode (@AdrianneCurry) profile pictureAdrianne Curry-Rhode
@AdrianneCurryNov 10
Replying to @andy_buksterlin
If I was satan....I'd come as A.I.
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Alchemist (@Cahleom) profile picture
Alchemist
@CahleomNov 9
Replying to @justalexoki
@justalexoki
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Lloyd Legalist (@LloydLegalist) profile picture
Lloyd Legalist
@LloydLegalistNov 9
Bout right.
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will you fix the potholes on my street, please? 😠 – at Long Beach, CA
internet hall of fame (@InternetH0F) profile pictureinternet hall of fame
@InternetH0FNov 9
California has passed a law requiring age verification to buy creatine starting January 1, 2027
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DAYYYUUM!! 😯 i didn't know this guy had it like that!! 🀣 – at Long Beach, CA
The Vigilant Fox 🦊 (@VigilantFox) profile pictureThe Vigilant Fox 🦊
@VigilantFoxNov 7
Caleb Hammer catches a socialist spending at Disney and Amazon after she spent the entire episode dunking on β€œbig evil” CAPITALISTS. She had just argued that corporations don’t pay their fair share. Then he opens her City Card, and it gets ugly for her fast. HAMMER: β€œSince your Disney trip, you know they’re a billion-dollar company. You know they get lots of tax benefits, right?” SOCIALIST: β€œYeah. My sister works for Disney.” HAMMER: β€œBig evil capitalist Disney. Was that to Disney?” SOCIALIST: β€œYes.” HAMMER: β€œChampagne socialist. As always.” β€œYou know you people are the most hypocritical people. I’d say people on the far right are really annoying. The people on the far left are hyper hyper hypocritical.” β€œEvil corporations capitalist, and then you just give them all your money.” β€œAnd Amazon, weren’t you just hating on that warehouse that delivered that to you?” SOCIALIST: β€œYeah.” HAMMER: β€œIt’s a shame they’re able to get there on that two-lane road to your house.” SOCIALIST: β€œI don’t shop on Amazon very often. But if I do it’s—” HAMMER: β€œWho cares?” SOCIALIST: β€œI can’t find it around me.” HAMMER: β€œNo, live your principles. You’re cheap principles. I have no real moral backing other than performative and virtue signaling.” Socialism in the mouth, capitalism in the cart.
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*smh 🫀 tried to explain this my friends. – at Long Beach, CA
Cynical Publius (@CynicalPublius) profile pictureCynical Publius
@CynicalPubliusNov 5
Replying to @RefinedPopulist
Because the alternative is LITERAL FREAKING COMMUNISTS AND JIHADISTS.
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Replying to @charliekirk11
@DaveChappelle you are celebrating the murder of a person who defended your right to speak.
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😯 – at Long Beach, CA
J (@MADITALIAN111) profile pictureJ
@MADITALIAN111Nov 8
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i ain't mad. 😏 – at Long Beach, CA
β˜˜οΈπ•ƒπ•¦π•”π•œπ•ͺ π•„π•”π”Ύπ•–π•–β€Ž (@LuckyMcGee) profile pictureβ˜˜οΈπ•ƒπ•¦π•”π•œπ•ͺ π•„π•”π”Ύπ•–π•–β€Ž
@LuckyMcGeeNov 8
Hot Girl Summer is over. It’s officially White Boy Winter.
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Anthony Bialy@AnthonyBialyNov 8
100% of children want ice cream for dinner
Sen. Bernie Sanders (@SenSanders) profile pictureSen. Bernie Sanders
@SenSandersNov 7
66% want Medicare for All 61% want a billionaire wealth tax 57% want a $20/hour minimum wage 63% want a data center moratorium 58% want to end military aid to Israel 73% want to ban super PACs 79% want a 10% credit card interest rate cap No more excuses. Democrats must deliver.
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this image is always so appropriately shocking. πŸ˜”βœοΈ especially being MY nails that put Him there. – at Long Beach, CA
Gaius Iulus Ferd πŸ‡΅πŸ‡· ✝️ πŸ‡»πŸ‡¦ (@GaiusF23) profile pictureGaius Iulus Ferd πŸ‡΅πŸ‡· ✝️ πŸ‡»πŸ‡¦
@GaiusF23Nov 8
Replying to @philvischer @TylerHuckabee
Sorry to break it to you; God did, bro.
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Dustin Grage
@GrageDustinNov 9
Literally died on a hill, as a biological male.
Phil Vischer (@philvischer) profile picturePhil Vischer@philvischerNov 6
Replying to @TylerHuckabee
"God is a biological male" is a weird hill to die on.
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Lauren Chen (@TheLaurenChen) profile picture
Lauren Chen
@TheLaurenChenNov 9
Hateful rightwing rhetoric: "My dishwasher wasn't working... so I told her to get busy and make me a sandwich lmaoooo" Harmless leftwing comedy: "I'm so happy this guy was brutally murdered, hope it happens to more of you"
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BostonWriter
@bostonwriterNov 9
I don't want Chappelle silenced. I would rather people with his views be out in the open, speaking their thoughts freely. Makes 'em easier to avoid.
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🀣 – at Long Beach, CA
G (@stevensongs) profile pictureG
@stevensongsNov 9
This year was directed by M. Night Shyamalan.
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so weird that they're willfully ignorant to this truth. 🫀 is it the lack of a gene or chromosome... ? – at Long Beach, CA
Alix (@AlixG_2) profile pictureAlix
@AlixG_2Nov 7
NEWSFLASH: when the Berlin wall came down nobody ran to the communist side. I rest my case. Fucking retards.
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