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 Upminster, Essex, UK
Joined July 2013
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Hi @UKLabour LITERALLY NO ONE IN BRITAIN WANTS THIS ‼️
Image from Adam Brooks AKA EssexPR 🇬🇧 (@EssexPR)
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Every time I try to make a comment on traditional British values being overruled, I am barred from doing so This has happened so much that I assume my comments are being deliberately censored I would not have thought this was possible in this country
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“The nurse asked if I’d ever had a premature experience. I said, ‘Yes, I once arrived at the pub before it opened.’”
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. “I’ve got a reputation for lasting all night… I once watched three films back to back.”
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The older I get, the earlier it gets late.
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O don’t mind getting older. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
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I’m trying to lose weight, but it keeps finding me.
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I’ve reached the age where my back goes out more than I do.
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London Underground, 1970.🇬🇧
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A matter of Oaf and Deaf
Image from Stephi (@Stephis_world)
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My fat ugly bald gay vegan mate Steve threw a bottle of Omega 3 pills at me. I'm in the hospital now with super fish-oil injuries.
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Not being able to finish a crossword really gets one down.
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Surely the best advert for 'anti-ageing cream' would be a baby lying on the bathroom floor covered in cream shouting.....'help ...help iv'e used too much'.
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Scientists have proven that anything can sound impressive if you say scientists have proven it.
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My friend is half Indian. Ian
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All I'm saying is, at any point during that ride through the desert he could have given the horse a name.
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Women with large breasts are generally more successful than men with large breasts.
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My fat ugly bald gay vegan mare Steve doesn’t like to talk about his psoriasis. He’d rather sweep it under the carpet
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FFS I have just accidentally swallowed one of my cats worming tablets don't ask meow
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How many dyslexics does it take to change a lightbulb? Steven.
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