@upeter01
Joined February 2014
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Pluto is a planet I don't give a fuck what you say, science
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馃憫 #Messi5 2015 > #BallondOr 2012 > #BallondOr 2011 > #BallondOr 2010 > #BallondOr 2009 > #BallondOr 馃憦馃憦馃憦馃憦馃憦
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@TheTweetOfGod11 Jan 2016
David Bowie was the God I always wanted to be.
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2015 猸愶笍 recap vine.co/v/ibAU6OH2I0K
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@TheTweetOfGod24 Dec 2015
On this date 2,015 years ago, nothing happened. Also it wasn't this date.
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Merry Easter y'all! 馃巹馃巹馃巹
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Story of a boy so annoying his parents abandon him every Xmas hoping somebody will kill him. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
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DMT@DeraldThomas14 Dec 2015
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly talking frog convinces son to kill his dad
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#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A movie about how the earth will end 3 years ago
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Leonardo Dicaprio finds out he can't even win an Oscar in his dreams. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
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Kat@KatGoneGamer15 Dec 2015
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Ice Bucket Challenge gone horribly wrong.
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#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly small man takes steroids to save his country
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@TheTweetOfGod10 Dec 2015
He who knows, does not speak. He who speaks, does not know. Shut up, is what I'm saying.
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