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Terminally Despondent. So Nice So Fren. Award-Winning Self Help Author

California
Joined June 2012
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Alan Alda? All da what nigga speak up
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She got my pecker drooling like a retard in a candy store
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I do not believe this darkness will endure
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had to rewatch Advent Children to get some positive hope vibes going
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人生
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Busting early and hearing from her closet Hahahoohoohoo Wipeout! *Surf guitar jammin*
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Old nekojiru drawing I made
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Fuckkkk I just jacked off. NIGGA HELP ME PLEASE
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When I’m walking in the woods and a little giggling gnome runs past
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KONNICHIWA HOWDY 🤠🇯🇵🇺🇲
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Drunken little bastard
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Women don't even wear swirly glasses anymore
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How it feels to return to your 9-5 after discovering the entire system is a CIA psyop and that we are ruled by satanic p*dos that eat babies and I still have to pay taxes
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