@unsuckit

Unsucking your douchey jargon.

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Unsuck It@unsuckit1 May 2024
We tossed in a page of old classics while we work on the new design. unsuck-it.com
core competency The one thing we haven’t managed to fuck up as a business

ALT core competency The one thing we haven’t managed to fuck up as a business

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We tossed in a page of old classics while we work on the new design. unsuck-it.com
core competency The one thing we haven’t managed to fuck up as a business

ALT core competency The one thing we haven’t managed to fuck up as a business

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What's the worst jargon you've heard this week? Feed it to the unsuckomatic* at unsuck-it.com *actual humans who will mock it
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We've added a few of the classic terms for you to enjoy while we work on stuff. unsuck-it.com/classics

Classics — To the moon!

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All the synthetic users, where do they all come from?
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Same energy.
@jason
@Jason29 Apr 2024
GM NYC, YOUR ENTERPRISING SON IS HOME WITH STORIES OF ADVENTURE, TRADE AND TRAGEDY — WITH SCARS AND BARS TO SHARE WALKING THESE STREETS BEFORE DAWN, ITS AS IF I NEVER LEFT SAME ENERGY, SAME CHARACTERS—ONLY THE NAMES HAVE CHANGED AND THE CONSTRUCTION STILL HASN’T STOPPED
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still funny
Unsuck It@unsuckit5 Jun 2018
I do not think it means what you think it means. hbr.org/2006/01/who-has-the-…

Who Has the D?: How Clear Decision Roles Enhance Organizational Performance

Your organization can become more decisive—and can implement strategy more quickly—if you know where the bottlenecks are and who’s empowered to break through them.

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We're back baybeeeee. Gotta hit those OKRs!
Richard Eriksson@sillygwailo30 Apr 2024
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Does that mean you’re back?
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Well, this place has gone to the suck since we left.
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Meritocracy: A system that rewards individuals according to their merit, where “merit” is the degree to which they resemble or have connections to those already in power. unsuck-it.com/meritocracy/
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Wellness: Aspirational immortality via total self-absorption, a popular hobby for the affluent
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RIP tronc
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Disconcerting means "disturbing to one's composure or self-possession; upsetting, discomfiting." See also: Kindergartners singing nursery rhymes about school lockdowns. dictionary.com/browse/discon… xitter.cf/radiofreegeorgy/status…
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I do not think it means what you think it means. hbr.org/2006/01/who-has-the-…

Who Has the D?: How Clear Decision Roles Enhance Organizational Performance

Your organization can become more decisive—and can implement strategy more quickly—if you know where the bottlenecks are and who’s empowered to break through them.

hbr.org
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Engage: Desperately grasp for scraps of someone’s attention, often by means of a wholly fantastical & doomed scheme. unsuck-it.com/engage/
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entrepreneur: An organic substance that investors mix with money and spread over economically productive areas in order to grow their wealth
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What word do you hope to never hear again after 2017?
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unsuck-it.com/touch-base/ xitter.cf/jsatk/status/943870851…
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This is the ur-unsuck! unsuck-it.com/open-the-kimon… xitter.cf/timhackbarth/status/94…
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Ahhhh, here's an old favorite alpha male: unsuck-it.com/?p=2486
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