I’m going to the gym today. Recommend songs for me. I’ll pick each song and add it to my playlist.

Genie: You have three wishes. Me:

If you want to masturbate today, use “Giddem” by Burna Boy to stimulate yourself. You’re welcome.

At the hospital today, where I work, I just said that I should try and stream OGO this morning. As I dey play am like this, I saw one of our patients, who has not been able to walk for like two weeks, just stand up. Like, this nigga start dey just throw better leg work. Wtff???

Young Jonn no know pass make e dey add sugar to songs. 😂

Whenever I listen to Seyi Vibez, I feel this strange sensation at the top of my brain. I honestly don’t understand it. I just hope I’m safe 😭

“This group was mentioned.” Are you telling me that the views you’re receiving from your contacts, are not enough? To the extent that you have to not use your head and tag a group? Oh my God. 😭

Nothing pain pass the person wey talk say, “At least, we don get new music to play for burial ceremony.” For CS Omo, we can do better 💔