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마이크 삼촌 Mathematics wonk. Pittie daddy. Horror fanatic. Master of sarcasm. Loving hubby. Professional frightener (retired).

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Joined November 2008
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Congratulations to Vito the pug for winning Best In Show! #nationaldogshow
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Cue: Psycho shrieking violins.
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Uncle Mike ☮️ retweeted
So, the same Republicans who spent years & tens of millions of our tax dollars demanding to see the contents of a laptop belonging to Joe Biden’s private citizen son, don’t want to see the ethics report on the former Congressman Trump wants to make our nation’s Attorney General?
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A small slice of goodness to end this crappy week.
Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
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Trump cabinet walking into the White House on January 20th
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I'm usually not petty, or vindictive, or a grudge-holder, but Biden absolutely should resign in December to mess up all of DJT's 47 merchandise.
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Uncle Mike ☮️ retweeted
The thing about leopards is eventually they will eat you too. Your favorite local restaurant closing because the nice family who owns it getting deported. You thought they were some of the “good ones.” The price of produce skyrocketing even before the camps are built as immigrants flee. Your daughter dying of sepsis because the lawyers feel it’s too risky to perform that D&C. No more FAFSA for your kids college because you didn’t know that was part of the Department of Education. Veterans having their benefits cut because they rolled back the PACT Act as too expensive. That factory in town that was going to build chips and employ your kids never breaking ground because of the repeal of the CHIPs act. The bridge that was going to cut your commute in half being canceled because of the repeal of the Infrastructure Act. That sweet government job that you’ve loved because you can work 8 hours a day and fish on the weekends has been slated for a MAGA Schedule F slot because it controls funding for contracts that will go to Republican donors, so you’re fired without cause or any union protections. You’ll blame Biden or the local Democrats probably. But it will be fine because Elon promised it would be uncomfortable at first but it will get better. You were just so sure it would be uncomfortable for…you know…”those people.” Not you. But that’s leopards for you. They eat whatever is available.
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They wouldn't do this if they thought they were winning.
Breaking — Ballot Drop Boxes set on fire in Portland, Oregon and Vancouver, Washington Police said explosive devices were placed inside the boxes early Monday morning. Hundreds of ballots have been burned 🧵
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My Oh Lantern family is still giving out awesomely creepy Halloween vibes to our neighborhood 35 years (!!!) later. Thanks, @ToddMasters
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Oh this is all kinds of messed up. Can't wait!
Osgood Perkins' James Wan-produced Stephen King adaptation THE MONKEY hits theaters next February - watch NEON's brand new "really f***ed up" new redband teaser now. dlvr.it/TFMvdH
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WHAT (and I mean this with all sincerity) THE FUCK??
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Vance appears to be unaware that VPs cannot enact legislation.
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In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks ElonOwesYou100Dollars.com
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BREAKING: Teamsters from Nevada and Michigan have just announced they are endorsing Kamala Harris. This is huge.
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Uncle Mike ☮️ retweeted
Hundreds of women flooded his comments and stitched his video detailing their personal stories.
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Palate cleanser. Happy sigh.
When u save a dolphin,and its homies bring the whole damn ocean to say thanks fam. Lol. MY HEART. 😭😍😍
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Hahahahaha (breath) hahaha
Donald Trump’s campaign.
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