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I love Lynyrd Skynyrd and I’m better than everyone

Free State of Florida
Joined March 2024
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I’ve shot ropes in places you wouldn’t hang yourself with one
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The fact that I’ve resisted killing myself so far this year is nothing short of a fucking miracle
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In the crib getting sacked off Benadryl trying to induce early onset dementia
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Life comes at you quickly
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I miss when Immanuel quickley was a knick
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Smelling the humid southern air of a parking garage for me is. Like the green goblin mask. I need liquor. I need to get shit faced
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positive affirmations: i am NONCHALANT, my dick is NOT small, i am NOT low elo, my hoe is NOT gone
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What do you say we Day Drink on an Empty Stomach about This
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TRADE: Vikings trading QB J.J. McCarthy to Giants for 2027 fifth-round pick. (via @rapsheet, @adamschefter, @MikeGarafolo)
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Probably my worst trait is that I'm an insane retarded freak who completely and irreversibly destroyed his own life.
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My life is in total non control. But we will land this plane. Mark my word
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The pussy come with eggroll
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Oh you didn’t see me there that’s weird I was downstairs abusing heart medication pills with e. Coli sink water during a boil water notice
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Be a man. Be miserable. Drink at Buffalo Wild Wings alone
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chopping up a fat line of what could have been with the card that i have been dealt
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Scientists may have found the real life SpongeBob and Patrick nearly 6,200 feet below the Atlantic. A NOAA expedition captured a yellow sponge and pink sea star sitting side by side, and marine biologist Christopher Mah pointed out the obvious comparison. [🎥: via/ NOAA]
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Went to bar alone and laughed out loud at reels for 2 hours
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The reason why america is declining rn is bc hoes dont dream about living in LA or NYC anymore now hoes r dreaming about living in trashy ass Tampa, Florida.
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It’s like the universe just for one moment did everything right for me god is great
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