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Part-time retweeter° Content strategist ° Brand Storyteller📚 I'm funny sometimes so let's connect🫶🤝

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Too shy to be an influencer Too dumb for Crypto Too honest for scamming Too lazy for 9-5
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bro to bro: we really shouldn’t have opinions on what goes on in women’s bodies, and we most certainly shouldn’t dictate what they can or cannot do with them, coz wtf
Ectopic pregnancy almost took my life! ….crazy part is that it wasn’t the regular ectopic pregnancy where the baby is in the fallopian tube . My baby was directly in my stomach and carried it for almost 12 weeks. I was stooling and throwing up for 2days but I didn’t understand till I passed out on the 3rd. I was rushed to the hospital and they said my PCV was 15% . After 2 pints of blood , it got up and 2 days later , it was 19% again. The mumu hospital people didn’t do scan or anything . I was just taking injections and drugs and I didn’t walk for 6 days. They eventually referred me to a hematologist in another hospital thinking it was a blood clotting problem or something. Getting there , the first thing they did was wheel me to a scan room ( I couldn’t stand or walk)… The lab guy couldn’t believe what he was seeing - Baby inside the stomach directly ke??? . Called the gynae immediately and that one too was shocked . The nurses said they had only read about abdominal ectopic but never saw it. They prepped me for surgery immediately and I heard the gynae telling the surgeon that there was a baby in my stomach and she was like “are you sure you guys saw it well?”. Lool . Apparently, the reason my blood levels kept dropping was because I’d been bleeding internally due to the baby in my stomach( we didn’t know this till the surgery was being carried out). If you see blood that came out from my stomach!!!!!! ….That I’m alive today is just God ooo! The nurses just kept telling me , “madam thank your God”. Pregnancy be like death sentence bruhhhh! Make nobody gaslight me!!!!!
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Mystiquee🧚 retweeted
The average Private hospital owner in Nigeria is a slave trader
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Mystiquee🧚 retweeted
Just repost, You no need billboard, we move.... Don't vote wisely, VOTE PETER OBI.
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Mystiquee🧚 retweeted
You cannot use law to take back what was stolen with guns. Especially if the thieves wrote that law.
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Mystiquee🧚 retweeted
Oh to be the sister who makes the path easier for her siblings:)🧎🏾‍♀️
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Mystiquee🧚 retweeted
Let me explain this to you assuming you have a brain to comprehend it. Before Tinubu came, you don’t need a loan to attend a federal university. Tinubu himself (during their days) attended university FREE. They even gave them food. During my years, got Admission into OAU in 2004. I paid 2,450 as school fees. I received bursary (free money). For the state, it’s about 5,000 and the federal is around that range. So the loan you’re celebrating was given to us free in multiple folds. That’s why people like me are Sad when I see you celebrating your Captivity. What Tinubu did was, he made school fees price unbearable and made you indebted with nothing to show for it.
I don’t know if I’m supposed to say this oh😭 Deep down every uni student wants to actually vote for TINUBU in 2027 I’m a beneficiary of Nelfund Student Loan & I must say, he actually cooked with that initiative
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Replying to @unique_archie
Yes. Drop your details. You're lucky winner number 8
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A remote $80/hr, 10-20hrs a week paying job with wardrobe and vacation allowance🤲
What do you want for Christmas?
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I don’t like going out (nah lie I no get money)
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Would you be partial if one's OBidient and a solid hater of APC? 🫣
Incase you no benefit from Don Jazzy giveaway but you need urgent 10k this is your chance. 100k for 10 persons. Drop your account details. I'll pick randomly.
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Lovergirl, na me.🥰 Dracula, na still me 👹 It depends on you😒
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Mr reasonable did the most reasonable thing. Wow! Congratulations 🎊 to you both😊
Omo he reasonable gannn oo 💍💕
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Mystiquee🧚 retweeted
No man will ever experience this from me…You’d be lucky af if I leave 2 missed calls
Crazy women >>>> 😭😭she left 102 missed calls yesterday
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Mystiquee🧚 retweeted
Once again, we’re missing the point. A lot of the suggestions on TL are things like “get into residency” or “you don’t need COGS for this pathway or that pathway.” That’s not the issue here. Doctors should be able to get their COGS post HJ without it costing an arm and a leg.
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Instead of Tinubu winning again, the world should end.
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Mystiquee🧚 retweeted
bold of you to assume that because i live alone i would invite you, a man, to my place to “hang out” 😂😂😂
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Mystiquee🧚 retweeted
roasted yam has to be self-hate. there are easier ways to kill yourself 😭
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Mystiquee🧚 retweeted
Before Libya was invaded, it was the fastest growing economy in Africa. Education was free. Health care was free.15 years after USA led NATO intervention, Libya is now a war-zone, an open air slave camp. The USA has never restored democracy anywhere in the world.
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Mystiquee🧚 retweeted
11 years of APC? nigerians abeg nau
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