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andrew hyde

@unicorn

International man of simplicity. 3x Ironman. Stay at home sober bartender. Traveled to 100 countries.

 Boulder, CO
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Joined March 2007
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Jack Miller@politicalmillerOct 28
The millennial candidates are communicating on a different level.
Marco Foster (@MarcoFoster_) profile pictureMarco Foster
@MarcoFoster_Oct 28
Abdul El-Sayed: “We are being actively bullied by the dumbest people in the room. Donald Trump is an idiot. He has one genius which is getting attention. Because his dad never gave him enough, because he was a nepo baby, he craved attention and used the bullying tactics to get it. But the man is an idiot. Just a fool”
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hasanabi
@hasanthehunOct 28
hey ted you seen this ?
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Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) profile pictureTed Cruz
@tedcruzOct 22
Here is Abdul Al-Sayed’s buddy Hasan Piker calling for Black people to be lynched. WATCH and judge for yourself: xitter.cf/eyakoby/status/2100058…
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OUR 44th president. Let's finish what he started and guarantee healthcare for every American. 🇺🇸
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Mr. Beavv@MrBeavvOct 24
Oregon blew up the Pac 12 so they could fly 2,182 miles to lose to Illinois. Round of applause!
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MacK daddy speeeeeeed 🐶
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ESPN
@espnOct 23
Breaking: Oregon State star freshman WR Jesse Legree has re-signed with the Beavers and will return to play there in 2027, he tells @PeteThamel. Legree has been the country’s breakout freshman star for JaMarcus Shephard at Oregon State, as he leads the nation in receiving yards (1,040), touchdown catches (14) and receiving yards per game (148.6).
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This might be the greatest Who he play for of all time lmao a must watch! please don't retire Chuck!
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lp@lilypuckettOct 20
close enough
lp (@lilypuckett) profile picturelp@lilypuckett21 Jul 2022
nathan fielder should get hbo to let him redo theranos
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soul nate@MNateShyamalanOct 18
ELIZABETH HOLMES: of course it worked. the lights turned on. it was on the cloud NATHAN FIELDER: ok. but you know what feelings are, right? like you have them? WEIRD COCAINE HUSBAND: [watching youtube at 2x speed] babe it says here the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
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YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING (2026) - a real IYKYK
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Penguins can’t even fly.
W featuring Hughes and MacKinnon

ALT W featuring Hughes and MacKinnon

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Amy Siskind
@Amy_SiskindOct 16
Katie Zacharia lasted one-third of a Scarmucci.
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Kalle📸
@KalleSorboOct 16
4-2.
Kalle📸 (@KalleSorbo) profile pictureKalle📸
@KalleSorboOct 11
Anotha one
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K A C E Y
@KaceyMusgravesOct 12
I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
Kristi Noem (@KristiNoem) profile pictureKristi Noem
@KristiNoemOct 12
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
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This would actually be a really fun conference to watch this season
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SCARY: Oregon State true freshman WR Jesse LeGree has 932 receiving yards on 38 receptions this season and 12 TDs in six games. 🤯🤯 He just hit the Heisman pose too
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Luiz Carlos Largo
@LARGOESPNOct 10
Gol absurdo no futebol feminino mexicano. Nunca tinha visto um gol assim.
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Jemele Hill
@jemelehillOct 10
Let the apologies be as loud as the disrespect. Whole ‘lotta people owe Angel Reese an apology.
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Las Vegas Aces
@LVAcesOct 8
𝑀'𝑽𝑃 🗣️ 𝑀'𝑽𝑃 🗣️ 𝑀'𝑽𝑃 🗣️ 𝑀'𝑽𝑃 🗣️ 𝑀'𝑽𝑃 🗣️ 🏆 2020 🏆 2022 🏆 2024 🏆 2025 🏆 2026 A’ja Wilson is the only player to win five 𝑀'𝑽𝑃s in WNBA history.
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An erasure poem of District Attorney Matthew Van Houten’s explanation for why the Cornell Seven were not criminally prosecuted. The materials sent to the prosecutor by campus police were missing Jane’s assertions that she was raped. Staggering. In this poem, I decided to omit the document to unerase Jane’s truth within it.
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