Dear @Famous_Daves, your website is terribly slow. You are losing business. Sincerely, unhuman

Dear @Wendys, Please change the cheese sauce for an actual slice of cheese in your breakfast sandwiches. Way too messy, esp on the go. Back to arches until this changes.

Thanks @zennioptical for the fantastic customer service. Incorrect prescription from eye doctor was no problem, you accepted the return and replaced very quickly. The new glasses are so great! Thanks!

Dear @Klondikebar Boston Cream donuts do not have holes. Nice/sneaky way to give less product. They are delicious, though.

Fuck you @DoorDash some idiot used my email address on their account... And you guys won't do shit.

Yep. Apparently there's a long history on this. Same thing happened to me. @Wendys oops something went wrong.

Logged into @realracing 3 after some years with Facebook... all my accomplishments are gone. Uninstalled that quickly. Disappointed.

I think Kanye should've gone with Kan instead of Ye.

DM Sent. Hopefully you can help. Automated system is not good.

Thanks to @simplemodernco customer support! Handled my case quickly & easily!

Trying out @theTunnelBear so I can browse privately from my ISP tunnelbear.com/apps

Hey @PayPal Remember me? Yes or Maybe Later. What about never? I never want things remembered.

Screw you @Walmart had SNES classic preorder in cart and you took it away in < 30s while checking out.

Hey @Pandora - how about adding lyrics support to the Xbone app?

Pretty shady @Groupon ... partnering with magazine site that charges a 99c fee..

Hey @Walmart Schmidt Potato Hotdog Rolls in Tysons Corner VA - sign says $2.00. Rings up as $2.36. How many 36 cents have you stolen? – at Maryland, USA

Hey @eBay How can I say I've read the Official Rules off this dead link: play.ebay.com/en-us/Rules ?