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here is the story of how i baited my sleep paralysis demon carl so that you can too because they are just little babies who cannot interact with our dimension i felt myself falling into that state where i was starting to lose control over my limbs (if you know you know) then i started hearing the voices and feeling the little shakes from my bed and i was like oh goddammit carl im just trying to sleep then i felt a presence at the top of my bed it was like a shadow mass like how you know when something is close to you and i was like goddammit carl so i pretended not to notice him because acknowledging his presence is what he wants that needy lil fuck focus on your breathing and pretend that you are asleep but you actually aren't and carl got really confused because hes dumb as fuck then my motor control came back and i woke up changed the goddamn atmospheric sleep music i had on that apparently carl took as an invitation to some tapping asmr and went to bed fuck you carl