IT professional. Poker semi-professional. Sometime academic theologian. Rank amateur at life. "The Undertaker of the Sunday Million" - @spraggy
London/Liverpool
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After that brief revival of this account to take care of business, I'll refer you all to my Fediverse (Mastodon) presence at fosstodon.org/@underseamonke…
We're back! Many thanks to the @PokerStars Social Media and Complaints teams. None at all to their anti-fraud team.
Cc: @PokerNews #poker #PokerStars
I have been a PokerStars customer for over twenty years but in the last three and a half years, I have twice been subjected to an arbitrary and bogus "security" c
heck which has frozen my account.
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@PokerStars @PokerNews #poker #PokerStars
Email received refusing to give me an update.
Last time, this took 146 days - we're at 7 this time.
Are we going to end up doing this thread all over again because the Stars "Anti fraud team" can't be trusted?
xitter.cf/underseamonkey/status/…
@PokerStars @PokerNews #poker #PokerStars
It's now over four months since my @PokerStars account was frozen for a "regular" security review. It's supposed to take no more than 72 hours. I still can't get any information at to in what way I'm supposed to have breached the terms of use. I'm so sorry to their socmed team...
Hey lovely @PokerStars team. My account has been suspended again for reasons unknown and I'm getting no response to emails. I'd rather it didn't take four months this time so can someone please get things moving?
This weekend is @PokerStarsUK #UKIPT Edinburgh and, while @spraggy's progress will be covered by @PokerNews and here, mine will be exclusive to Mastodon.
#poker #UKIPTEdinburgh @PokerStars @PokerStarsLive @PokerStarsUK
mastodonapp.uk/@underseamonk…
His name was Jamal Khashoggi.
He was a journalist and critic of the Saudi regime.
He was lured to their embassy in Turkey where he was murdered and dismembered.
The man who ordered this now owns @NUFC and is to be feted by the UK gov't.
#nufc #NEWLIV #Sportswashing #lfc #YNWA
ALT A smiling Jamal Khashoggi.
Okay, @PokerStars, I'm extending the same offer as for the WCOOP mains. If you can drop a 10k or 1k #SCOOP Main Event ticket in my Stars account, I'll stream my entire run, hopefully including shipping the 🏆. It worked well last time. Whaddya say? Are you in?
You guys do know we had a Reformation, right?
The Cross of Wales, which contains a holy relic, will lead the Coronation procession @wabbey . A gift to the Church from HM The King, it will be blessed today by @ArchbishopWales
bit.ly/3oflvBG
@RoyalFamily @GoldsmithsCo
Hey, @elonmusk, having your expensive play thing push your brain farts at me is a large part of why I have gone to Mastodon.
I don't care whether the government's plans to stop migrants being able to claim asylum if they come by boat are workable or not, I care that they're cruel, inhumane and utterly lacking in compassion. #GTTO
[Cross-Post from Mastodon]
Well, I finally did it. If you want to seek me out on Mastodon...
mastodonapp.uk/@underseamonk…
I needed some extra sleep today so wasn't at worship but still... Today's post-church pint is @Theakston1827 Old Peculiar - alongside the @ChurchTimes crossword. #beer #ale
