Grantmaking and graphic design agency for hiphop from BK to AK (now PA) ⁠@damnthatnoise. Material support to MCs and beatmakers since 2008. On Bluesky too.

Joined August 2013
the boomer reactions on the live version of Alice's Restaurant are the categorical opposite of children's laughter
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the Golden Retriever Theory holds that two families with a dog named Bailey have never annihilated each other
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in astronauts official photos they're in a spacesuit with the helmet off even though that could kill them instantly. my kids yearbook is playing with the idea by having them pose with a 20th century novel
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Did Elizabeth Holmes coming after me and my sources with everything she had and threatening to sue us out of existence bias me? Yes.
I am a big fan of you, don’t get me wrong. but My question is do you think you have any bias as a result of your experience as a journalist in this case?
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incels post stuff now that would've gotten them Tommy DeVitoed by the Trenchcoat Mafia
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I love credit card points, but they are the third largest expense for restaurants so I have slowly begun to come around to this argument. I like restaurants more than credit card points and the restaurant industry cant really catch a break.
Credit cards are good. They help people weather unexpected expenses and irregular incomes. And they cost money to provide. But America's swipe fees are higher than they need to be. Other rich countries maintain credit card systems with much lower rates. vox.com/politics/506417/cred…
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FINALLY the ten thousandth person said this
Borat’s a funny movie but it’s very clear he just chose Kazakhstan because he thought it would be “obscure country westerners don’t know” because Borat is not representative of Kazakhstan whatsoever
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Y’all just don’t get it
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see normal people don’t understand that a 285 million dollar contract isn’t really that much because you have to pay taxes and also have to pay someone to play a gold harp as your personal chef prepares your dinner
Jaylen Brown says he bought a gold harp, and now has someone come over twice a week to play it as the sun goes down while his chef cooks dinner “My favorite purchase, I think my best, my most favorite purchase was, I bought a harp. I bought like a gold harp. I got it upstairs too…” “I got a harpist that come play like twice a week. While the sun is going down, chef is in the kitchen. You know what I mean? Just…”
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Motherf*cker what is it actually doing
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Every single person you meet in your daily life is fighting a hidden battle that you know nothing about Send them a Zoom meeting link for an 8 AM call on Monday morning to finish them off
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Until I was probably 18 I thought “drug paraphernalia” meant like one of those baseball caps that had a marijuana leaf on it or a tee shirt with Tony Montana doing cocaine or something.
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Besides his own work, I think F is for Fake and The Act of Killing would be good companion documentaries to watch
Didn’t love the Fielder movie. I liked it and a lot to think about. It’s a hell of a lot better than Orson Welles’ F is for Fake, which this may as well be a modern version of. Too long though, for sure.
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If there's one thing women love it's when you show them "one of the most famous comedy routines of all time" and interrogate them on whether or not they understand why it's funny
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first hotel I've been at with 100w usb-c and it's a sex hotel
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Replying to @walterkirn
The commissars are wearing neon tights and posting their hip thrusts on TikTok?
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There's nothing wrong with suicidal ideation. Brainstorming is good, you might start off thinking about ending your life and end up with a great idea for a small business
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repubs love saying dems aren't just gay but very successfully gay. 'folks, my opponent can take nine inches and packs seven of his own'. it's never 'his Grindr inbox is emptier'n a grave on judgment day
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Fight me right now
Replying to @_iamlougotti
Without a doubt, the worst movie I ever saw, and I was seven when I saw it, feels like I burned my eyes out, (Small Soldiers, made in 1998)
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Quick check: is anything not over/dead?
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I’m almost finished with my “revenge bod.” All that’s left is to shape my hand into a perfect blade
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