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I'm not Uncle Lazer, but I could be if I was. https://xitter.cf/t.co/K2s0xJwNU2 and book him you SOB's / https://xitter.cf/t.co/Aa3F1KgDRe / https://xitter.cf/t.co/EA4AZX5WMF

Austin, TX
Joined May 2021
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If I was the REAL Uncle Lazer, would I be able to do this: 8=========D ~ ~ ~ ?
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I've got a secret formula that combats hair loss and regrows hair follicles at the root- where they need it most. Have your agent reach out to me for more deets. Make it snappy though, because right now, there's a limited supply, and it's going fast! @TonyHinchcliffe #joerogaine
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I've never met @LaZerRantZ , but he has stood there staring at me from 5 feet away a couple of times
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I wholly love eating a woman's butthole
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I love slots on and off the stage. Come to think of it, the only slots I dont really like are in the casinos. #loveisland #slots
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When walking outside by yourself, do you ever just rip a fart into the fresh open air as I do? #loveisland    #heartattack
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My lower lip is a good size for you know what. I do wish my upper lip was bigger for you know what and why. Just let me know where and when. I'm not privy as to who. #loveIsland    #SelfieeReview
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I feel like I should have known this one. #loveisland #Selfiee
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