@unclejampuff

pure of heart, dumb of ass she/her

 Great Lakes Region
Joined December 2008
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"if you look for it, I've got a sneaky feeling you'll find that love actually is all around"
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LaurieWired
@lauriewired18h
when you make a joke in work chat and get three clap emojis
Daily Star Wars Games@Daily_SWGamesOct 14
Biddy Blas victory dance
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clara@clarafables14h
if I say “i’m gonna read this book soon,” please know that “soon” could mean tonight or 2050.
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🦏 Babar le Rhinocéros🦏
@Babar_le_RhinoOct 19
Une vitrine ça se répare Une main arrachée non Un œil crevé non plus C'est ça, une vie détruite
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Pan@pangrey1238h
I really hate when jobs ask you to set “goals” my only goal is to keep getting paid so i can afford to live while finding happiness in everything outside of work
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Dr. Abdul El-Sayed
@AbdulElSayed5h
AI shouldn't be able to fire you, fire a weapon, or deny you healthcare.
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sara hinkley@boneysoups8h
love when hunter schaefer’s in the news because then I get to scroll and see a bunch of pictures of hunter schaefer
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🪲@frankvnstein18h
#nw: guess
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tere + bin@liinosporangOct 19
colletta per pagare la strega di etsy per far cadere il governo
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quotebot against humanity.@cIowneryism16h
“are you locked in?” no i'm tucked in GOODNIGHT
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v; 🍉@respiroappena_Oct 19
"occupano le strade e non fanno passare neppure i medici" stronzata perché c'è da sempre 1 regola non scritta: vigili del fuoco e ambulanze non vanno toccati e infatti ad OGNI manifestazione, quando devono passare, TUTTI aprono le vie (chi blocca gli aiuti è Isr4ele ❤️)
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philosophy memes 🔗
@philosophymeme018h
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𑣲 evie gora 🫀@deareviegoraOct 19
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alex@shitshowdotinfoOct 19
You Need to Do Laundry To Have Clothes to Wear to Work Tomorrow Versus No I Don’t
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miya@miyarah_Oct 19
como se siente estar sobreestimulado y empiezas a ser cruel con la gente sin motivo alguno
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✟ dorian ✟@thepulldroneOct 19
it’s That time !!!!
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momin@mominasir99Oct 19
officially that time of the year when it feels amazing to sleep and absolutely horrible to wakeup and get out of bed
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November@postoctobristOct 18
when they ask you what’s wrong
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mecchi@memcchiOct 19
The french police not only burst someone's eye out and blew a teenager's hand out with a grenade, they also beat a street medic so hard he had a cardiac arrest and died. WHO is being protected right now?
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ana sol@tearslowOct 19
Yo defendiendo las protestas de Paris, Italia, Albania y cualquier país que se levante en contra de su gobierno opresor sin ni siquiera vivir allí:
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isabelleslaya@isabelleslayaaaOct 19
this image is the only thing that's keeping me going honestly
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