madridista

Pretoria, South Africa
Joined December 2016
Cranberry juice taste like it wanna be alcohol but shy. Suffering from "what will people say".
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Brahim Díaz’s INCREDIBLE solo goal vs RB Leipzig. 🤍🔙
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When we’re done with this Ballon d’Or voting, they’ll understand the quote: “FIFA chose Messi, but the streets chose Ronaldo.” 😂😭
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The lack of competition in La Liga will continue to EXPOSE the Barcelona in the Champions League. #PoojaDissects
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You always hear about Vitinha and Joao Neves. But we also need to talk about this man.
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“If PSG try their kick off gimmick they won’t touch the ball for 30mins” 😂😂
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I'm at work so I couldn't watch the game but this just made my day 🙌😂
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Fabian Ruiz a montré en 4K a Rodri et Pedri que c'est lui la raison de la domination de l'Espagne.
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11 games, 11 years without UCL ✅
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Hernandez x Yamal. New MEME unlocked 🤣🤣🤣 #PSGFCB
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Barcelona are rattled. They've not seen this type of football before from their weak league.
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“ Barcelona have the best midfield in world football.” Talk now 😂
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Well done PSG, we will finish them on Sunday.😂🔥
Give us this day a successful hate watch🤲
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🚨 Most shots on target against Barcelona in a single match across all competitions since 2015: • PSG tonight: 15 • Bayern on 14 August 2020: 14 • Real Madrid on 23 April 2017: 14
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Replying to @TouchlineX
Put Rodri put Rodri. I think say na Maggi. 3 goals scored on his head. 🤣
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🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Achraf Hakimi: "We want to show everyone who the Champions League winners ARE!"
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Too cold 🥶🥶🥶
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THIS IS NOT ELCHE OR RACING THIS IS THE EUROPEAN CHAMPIONS BARCELONA MY ASS
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Please update us, show us more goals😂😂😂
GOAAAAAAL LAMINE YAMAL 2-2
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Replying to @UTDTrey
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