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Uncle_Dame@uncle_DameMay 16

It's been half a year alcohol free, best decision I got forced into! Ever since I been busy with work and realised boredom also played a part in my overconsumption. 🏆

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Uncle_Dame@uncle_DameNov 4

...and its 07:00am in the morning 🤦‍♂️that's enough Internet for the day.

viddy@callmheperry2Nov 3

We were fucking, you suggested anal, I agreed. You put your dick inside my shithole, pulled it out and it was covered in shit, and suddenly you’re squeezing your face? What exactly were you expecting to come out? An iPhone 18? A bouquet of flowers? Mtchwww

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Uncle_Dame@uncle_DameOct 25

Replying to @redmarketsunday

@redmarketsunday

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Uncle_Dame@uncle_DameOct 23

You should've seen the other view.

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Tino Kakora@tino_winoOct 23

Dinner with the best view.

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Joe and Jada@JoeAndJadaOct 22

🚨NEW LISTENING SESSION‼️ @johnlegend ‘Bodies On The Floor’ Ft. @clipse 🔥 PUT IT LOUD! Full @Netflix Episode with John Legend is Available Now

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@HotNewHipHopOct 22

JOHN LEGEND PHARRELL WILLIAMS CLIPSE BODIES ON THE FLOOR (NEW SONG) PREMIERED ON JOE AND JADA DROPPING TONIGHT 🚨

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DRAKE DON TOLIVER ELLA LANGLEY CHOOSIN' TEXAS (REMIX) 🚨PREMIERED ON 'FOMO' LIVESTREAM🚨

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Uncle_Dame@uncle_DameOct 22

Me realising I vowed in the Group-Chat that I'll never lick 🐈 :

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@notcee_fanOct 22

when you’re in charge of the music and your weird songs start playing

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Tino Kakora@tino_wino8 Feb 2024

"The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.” - George Orwell, 1984

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Tino Kakora@tino_winoOct 21

My crush found my burner account. Now he knows I am a weirdo instead of suspecting 😣

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Tino Kakora@tino_winoOct 22

The duality of @uncle_Dame

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Uncle_Dame@uncle_DameOct 21

Definitely: Babe.

Tino Kakora@tino_winoOct 21

Replying to @uncle_Dame

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Uncle_Dame@uncle_DameOct 20

When you get to the comfort of your home after work and realise it's finally "Happy Hour" for a beer

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Uncle_Dame@uncle_DameOct 15

Mantra🧘‍♂️

@_notyourguy_jpOct 14

"The art of detachment" Nothing belongs to me It's all an experience

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𝙾𝙽𝙴 𝙵𝙾𝚁 𝙰𝙻𝙻🥷🏾

@alithasimpOct 15

My grandchildren will get my Spotify login as part of their inheritance

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Uncle_Dame@uncle_DameOct 15

Me looking at the person who caught me talking to myself

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Uncle_Dame@uncle_DameOct 15

When she starts texting you back in milliseconds, both with emojis:

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dwaeski🍀@dwaeskiOct 7

The level of inner peace you have to attain to not fall for your mom's rage bait

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@graceis_cuteOct 8

when you had a fight with your mum and you hear her telling her side of the story to your dad, but the only thing that is true is your name

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Uncle_Dame@uncle_DameOct 8

When she surprises you & knocks at your door; and you forgot to take the trash out:

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